That day, as you walked into work, you noticed a strange odor. Your limbs felt weak, your spirit drained, as if your body had been hollowed out...

You realized you'd caught the odor of work.

To dispel it, you decided to strengthen your body.

After returning home, you bought a copy of the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra" online.

Your deduction was successful!

The fake manual in your hand transformed into the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra: Jade Body Chapter."

You tried practicing, and found that the odor disappeared. A jade-like glow emanated from your body, a precious, righteous aura...

You effortlessly uprooted a ten-meter-long electric pole and swung it, fiddling with a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds like a collectible...

You continued shopping online for manuals.

The "Nine Yin Manual" transformed into the "Nine Yin Crazy Manual" in the blink of an eye. The

"Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises" became the "Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises: Innate Charging Pile Method."

"..."

In a parallel world, the spirit revived.

I was clearly holding a legitimate manual, so why was the resulting version so outrageous?!

Lu Yue pondered for a moment, then reached for the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" beside him.

During an archaeological excavation accident, Li Jie was brought to the Tang Palace a thousand years ago by a strange jade seal. He was so arrogant that he pushed Emperor Gaozong Li Zhi to the tenth position. Unfortunately, he was born as the son of Concubine Yang, and with the blood of his grandfather Emperor Yang, he still had nothing to do with the tempting throne.

But it doesn't matter. With the foresight of a time traveler and the half-baked knowledge he gained from his archaeological internship, Li Jie still leads the powerful chariot of the Tang Dynasty and opens up a new world for himself in his tough expedition career.

Of course, there are also many beauties, such as holding a murderous sword when awake and lying on the lap of a beauty when drunk!

"Brother, you are not a prince, nor a common man. You are an emperor. When an emperor is angry, there should be millions of corpses and thousands of miles of blood. Don't feel sorry for the betrayers. They should crawl in trembling and die in prayer."

"I am not a tyrant. I just don't want to lose anyone again." When Lu Mingfei's golden eyes lit up the night, the gears of fate began to turn. The dead will eventually return, and gods and demons will dance in the ocean and the sky.

Before the end of the world, Lu Mingfei reshapes the timeline. This time he will restart a different life, strangle Odin on the cross, crush the filth of the mixed-blood family, and become the king who reigns over the world...

"I don't understand, go talk to Lu Mingze"

"The bloodline is too low, I thought it was Deadpool"

"It's just the White King, fight if you want" "We are all living hard"

"If it's broken, you can't beat it, then something for nothing"

This is an epic about power, sacrifice and redemption, and also a legend of counterattack from a loser to a king.

I had an older sister who became a school idol, but she was a yandere;

My new friend is a white, rich, beautiful girl, but she is a yandere;

I found a wounded girl on the roadside, she said she was an elf, but she was a yandere;

A Digimon popped up in my computer, and she evolved into a girl, but she was a yandere;

My childhood sweetheart transferred back to school. She said she became a god, but she is a yandere.

There are yanderes all around me, but I won’t die because I can be resurrected infinitely.

[Protagonist: Amuro Single Female Protagonist: Mao Lilan + Magician + Detective]

After becoming smaller, the protagonist confronts Kaito Kidd, and the confession of Sherlock Holmes's Apocalypse.

Xiaolan's questioning after discovering the protagonist's identity.

Xiaolan: "An, and Shinichi, I want an explanation." JPJ rubbed his hands.

An Chi: "Lan, listen to my explanation, I didn't mean it, ahhhh!"

Yang Chan: "Brother An, long time no see..."

I want to conceal it.”

The tea-drinking industry in a parallel world (peach) Standing before you is: the pioneer of livestreaming Vtuber, a member of Nijisanji's 0th generation, the big brother of ParyiPro, the mastermind behind the downfall of the first-generation game club, the gravedigger of Active8, the bane of East Asian music's traffic fans, the one Sony Music hailed as invincible. A fig leaf for V-circle vocals, a close friend of Diamond-certified singles artist Kenshi Yonezu, a benefactor of Wowaka, a recognized brother of Juice WRLD, a guest lecturer at Tokyo University of the Arts, the touring vocalist for Queen, a trailblazer and maintainer of order in the Vtuber industry. But none of this matters. I'm a Vtuber of my own, Shirasagi Moto. I just want to sing for the one I love on my own stage.

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

"Madam, my husband is ill. He is in a desperate state of lovesickness. No medicine can cure him. Please treat me!"

"Someone, your emperor is ill. Give him acupuncture needles!"

"Silver needles are useless. Only madam can cure him. Please lie down."

"..."

She is a ruthless genius doctor. Once she travels through time and space and becomes a super good-for-nothing, she grits her teeth and makes a great wish: "There are many things missing in my life, but I cannot lack male beauty!"

He is a black-bellied Demon Emperor. He smiles indifferently on the surface, but is cruel and ruthless behind the scenes.

The history of a country that has developed from a primitive and backward cold weapon era to a modern country with magnetic storm technology, heavy tanks, armored airships and other military weapons. An illegitimate child born from a slave family became a...

"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!