[Slightly yandere + lighthearted comedy + imaginative fantasy + chaotic love triangle + multiple female leads + this protagonist is practically a god!] Reborn into the world of cultivation, Wei Ning thought he had a destiny written in his head, but ended up becoming the number one scapegoat of the Linglong Immortal Sect. His childhood sweetheart constantly beat and scolded him, his master treated him like a servant under the guise of tempering him, and his aloof senior sister used him as her personal punching bag... After enduring humiliation for three years, Wei Ning suddenly realized: this immortality is not worth cultivating! He had to run away! However, on the very night he fled the sect, a system arrived! It could make any fairy listen to his requests, regardless of cultivation level! Wei Ning turned back to his childhood sweetheart, who had chased after him with a sword, and smiled kindly: "Fairy, I need your help in my cultivation!" The childhood sweetheart who used to boss him around began to serve him tea and water. His aloof and dignified master personally guided him in his cultivation with supreme techniques. Even that sword-wielding senior sister, who was usually so sparing with words, blushed and proactively sought him out to spar in Daoist arts… Wei Ning thought everything was under control, until one day, he overheard the fairies chatting: “Back then, when Ah Ning said he'd help me cultivate, it really made my heart race.” “Yes, he could have just asked directly, but he insisted on making such a solemn request; it was so cute.” Wei Ning: “¿¿¿” Wait! My hypnosis… was it fake?! This book is also known as: *I Became a Succubus in the Immortal Sect*, *How Did the Promised Fake Hypnosis Become Real?*, and *My Senior Sister and Master Both Have Two Faces; I Really Have to Control You!*

A terminally ill history enthusiast, carrying a magical jade pendant, transformed into his ancestors, prolonging his own life by ensuring the continuation of his clan, while simultaneously practicing morality, establishing virtue and merit, and writing a profound chapter in history! During the reigns of King Cheng and King Kang, he was valued by Duke Shao for his talent and knowledge, becoming a renowned ruler of a fiefdom and a minister in the court; when King Li was banished, he was welcomed to Haojing for his virtue, acting as emperor and supporting King Xuan's ascension; when King You died, he befriended the Qin people, worked together to restore the capital, and assisted King Ping in ascending the throne and moving the capital eastward; when Confucius established his teachings, he was his first disciple, writing books and biographies, known as the "Sage of Transmission," and revered for generations; when the Qin state rose, he intermarried with the Qin people, becoming a relative of the Qin imperial family for generations, until he facilitated unification and retired after his achievements; during the Chu-Han Contention, he secretly crossed the Chencang pass with Han Xin, and again recounted the virtues of his ancestors, establishing a system for the Han Dynasty that would last for generations; when the Han Dynasty fought against the Xiongnu, he served as a comrade of Wei Qing...

The beginning of all illusions is also the end of all journeys. Humanity's future must be created, expanded, and protected by humanity itself… not interfered with by those who lack the qualifications of "humanity." If you insist on interfering with humanity's future, who will you save? Without the Grand Order of the 48th Master, 'Fujimaru Ritsuka,' humanity is destined for destruction. And you cannot save anyone! As a parting gift, I bestow upon you a name. —Yuki Suzuki

The bells rang once more. The embers, devoid of fire, were awakened once more. "Spring has arrived, it's time to rekindle the fire again." Awakened by the bells, the ashes sat up, blinking as he gazed at the enormous golden tree. "Something seems a little off." The ashes, sitting cross-legged, wore a thoughtful expression. "But with such a bright and beautiful world, it must be a good world, right? We don't need to burn anything, do we?" The ashes hated tragic stories.

[Simulation][Multiple][Battleground][Daily Life][Slightly Yandere][All Sweet]

(The rating is low now that it's just been released, but it will increase later.)

If you were faced with a Destroyer at the start of the game, what would you do?

Fight back and die at lightning speed, or lie down obediently and choose a better position.

Su Ze said he'd worry about life or death later, let's do a simulation first. Simulation, start!

But as the simulation ended, Su Ze discovered that the simulation was actually real.

This isn't a life simulator, it's clearly a past life memory restoration technique!

"I want a refund!!!"

"Aha, the life simulator has been received and is non-refundable."

Su Ze looked at the girl who had caught up with him, a tear rolling down his cheek.

"I don't want to be hacked to pieces..."

Xia Die: "Aze, can you hug me one more time?"

Fu Xuan: "Husband, when are you coming back? Xuan'er misses you so much."

Ruan Mei: "Darling, I want to eat the plum blossom cake you make."

Firefly: "Doctor, I've seen fireflies, but where are you?"

Kafka: "Honey, take good care of our daughter."

Xing: "Old Deng, you're really something. I have powerful connections wherever I go, no doubt about it."

(The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)

The "Dancing Butterfly" chapter was written in version 3.2, so there will be some backstabbing parts, but I will explain them back later.

Lin Yang, originally an abandoned son of his family with extremely poor aptitude, was unexpectedly struck by a "Chaotic Star Core" falling from the heavens. Not only did he survive, he gained the heaven-defying ability to devour all things! From then on, opening his acupoints was as easy as drinking water, refining energy was as easy as eating, and his cultivation progressed by leaps and bounds. Even more enviable is that the Chaotic Star Core seems to possess a "love aura"... Watch as Lin Yang uses the Chaotic Star Core as his foundation to sweep across countless realms and become an unparalleled star lord!

In 298AC, when Jon Arryn was poisoned, Matthew knew his chance had arrived. Chaos is a ladder. Robert would die, Stannis would kill Renly, and the murder of one's own family is unforgivable. Then, only the bastards remained of the Baratheon family's legitimate line. And he just happened to be one of them. The desires of a transmigrator never cease. Subsequently, he began to work even harder to amass wealth. When he obtained his first golden dragon, fortune smiled upon him, and his cheat ability was activated. At this moment, Matthew understood even more clearly that what he wanted, no one else could take from him. He not only wanted to be the King of Westeros, but also to conquer Essos and seize the Iron Bank of Braavos. "Faceless Ones? White Walkers? Dragons?" As Matthew, adorned with runes, sat on the Iron Throne, hearing his subordinates' discussions, he sneered disdainfully: "How many runic weapons can they withstand? Ten thousand..."

Resurrection after death seems like a good thing. Resurrection to another world doesn't seem like a bad thing either... But being resurrected in another world and inexplicably given a female body... that's hard to call a good thing. Being resurrected in another world with a different body and becoming unusually weak! That's definitely a bad thing! Our protagonist was born a man, but a drunken mistake by the King of Hell instantly shattered his grand plans. With this delicate female body, how can he realize his ambitions? With his current fists, how can he survive in this other world? "I must save the world [Pangu Chaos]!"

[System + Entertainment Variety Shows + Ex-Wife + Celebrities]

Zhou Qilin, an obscure actor who had been struggling in the entertainment industry, was invited by the production team to participate in a live-streamed remarriage reality show called "Reunion with Lover".

Even more outrageous is that he's actually bound to an "Ex-Wife Reconciliation System"!

System prompt:

This system will assist the host in reconciling with his ex-wife, Wang Shuiyao.

But she was the woman he had supported for three years, who turned her back on him and dumped him after becoming an overnight sensation.

Zhou Qilin sneered: "Sorry, I don't want her anymore."

System: "The composite item has not been used. An elimination procedure will be executed!"

Zhou Qilin: "Then I'll just use it on someone else's ex."

As a result, the art style completely went astray:

Yang Mu: "Why can you always say what's on my mind?"

Ya Ya: "The song you sang, my ex-husband never sang it for me."

Zhao Xiaodao: "Did you dream about me?"

Ex-wife: "Are you crazy?! I'm your ex-wife!"

System crash scream:

[Warning! You've flirted with the wrong person again!]

The whole internet is going crazy for it!

Others come to reconcile, but he comes to... get someone else's ex trending on social media!

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.