[Funny article + Female empress and witch + Power + Pig farming and harvesting]
Chu Yun travels through a fantasy world, and at the beginning he is on trial. He is slandered by the sect’s top leaders, betrayed by his white moonlight, framed by his love rival, and the world begins to collapse.
At the critical moment, the background editing system was activated, and the background was edited into the Ninth Prince of the Great Xia Dynasty who had been missing for many years.
The moment the soul lamp lit up again, countless powerful people in the Great Xia royal family were shocked.
Emperor Daxia: "Lock on my son's position immediately, quickly!!"
When he was being judged by the sect, the powerful men of the royal family and his uncle, known as the Shura Reverend, tore through space together and came in anger: "A bunch of ants dare to touch my nephew?!"
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Chu Yun: "A bunch of little scoundrels, when they come out to mingle, it's important to have background and connections!"
[The prince and the sect are trying to kill me? Sorry, editing the background, my master is the supreme being, he can destroy the sect with one finger! ]
[A Hundred Dynasties War, the Saint's End? Sorry, editing background, I am Mr. Caotang Qi, if you want to end, you can ask my senior brothers, the Great Emperors, first.]
[Witch's bewitching, sorry, editing background, witch's bewitching turns into pure love, giving everything for me. ]
[The Empress despises me, sorry, editing background, the Empress was upset when she was young, so she came to my house and took good care of me. ]
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In the Heisei era, as people gathered outside the bookstore, fervent fans, clutching the latest issue of Weekly Shonen Jump, debated the iconic figure of the brilliant Showa era. "Takehiko Inoue, who ignited a basketball craze across Asia; *Slam Dunk* influenced an entire generation." "For mainstream success, it has to be Akira Toriyama, the pinnacle of shonen manga, who created *Dragon Ball*." "This topic can't forget Tsukasa Hojo, a representative of realistic manga; *Cat's Eye* and *City Hunter* pioneered the 'urban thief' genre..." "Then... what should this person be considered?" A young boy timidly raised his hand, pointing to the man on the bookstore wall poster. Suddenly, thunder roared, and in an instant, dark clouds blanketed the earth... Everyone looked on in astonishment. The bookstore owner stepped out, gazing at the gloomy sky: "That's the shadow that looms over the entire Showa era!" Eiichiro Oda's close friend, Masashi Kishimoto's mentor, a new generation of manga god comparable to Osamu Tezuka—Satoru Akiyama! —Save money version: Reborn in the bubble era of 1994, starting as an apprentice, I gradually became a top comic artist and even a leader in ACG culture worldwide, beginning with "Young Magazine".
[Livestream Exposed + Edited Video + Rocks Pirates + God Valley Incident!]
Seeing the shift in public opinion about Rocks online, and the iconic scene of him with a blue dragon on the left and a white beard on the right, the amateur content creator Li Fei was amused by the online comments and immediately uploaded a self-made One Piece review and commentary video.
Upon completion of the upload, along with the video, Li Fei's video was surprisingly posted at the very beginning of the God Valley War!
"What would Rocks' expression be if he knew his son had personally killed his best friend?"
Rocks: "That wretched sewer rat, daring to impersonate my son!"
"What would the young dragon think if he saw himself forming a revolutionary army, rebelling against the world, and saving two babies—one becoming a world-renowned Yonko, and the other a high-ranking priest?
"My hair?" Looking at the child in his arms, the dragon fell into deep thought!
"If Kaido saw himself treated like a model of filial piety and witnessed the arrival of 'Joy Boy,' would he suddenly realize his mistake?"
Kaido: "Six hundred and sixty-six, are you not even going to put on an act?!"
"If young middle-aged women saw their future figures and appearances, wouldn't they scream in terror?"
Lingling: "Get out of here! Am I that wrinkled old woman? I'll kill myself right here!"
"If the young Garp could foresee that he would later adopt Roger's son and be powerless to do anything about it, how would he feel?"
Garp: "Hahahaha, Roger, Whitebeard, I'm your father!"
Roger: "?"
Whitebeard: "??"
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"Do you want to try out my Susanoo to see if it's sharp?!"
"My Dust Escape isn't bad either!"
The second generation Tsuchikage opened his eyes and saw Uchiha Madara
I am a disciple who was oppressed and humiliated when I came to Konoha. Do you think I am an easy target to be bullied?
Uchiha Madara, right? Today I’m going to have a fight with you!
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Based on the Iwagakure, he planned the ninja world, sniped Uchiha Madara, suppressed Senju Hashirama, and joined forces with other ninja villages to encircle Konoha!
Everyone wants to see us get crushed like bugs by the Susano-no-Tamo Buddha
But I don’t want to. I want to see us soar!
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No Otsutsuki cells? I can still live! I want to live!
Lived from the turbulent times to the founding of the village, lived from the founding of the village to the Ninja War, and lived from the Ninja War to Boruto!
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"Boruto Boruto, you are the most gifted genius in the history of the ninja world!"
"Oh? What about the bad news?" Boruto frowned.
"The bad news is that the last genius like you is still alive..."
"Are you serious?"
Boruto's eyes widened, thinking this guy was joking
Suddenly! In the sky, a killing move of immortal way came!
"Immortal Way Killer Move • Immortal Technique • Dust Release • Pillar • Original Realm Peeling Technique!"
[System + Invincible + Mindless Thriller + Decisive Killing + Great Emperor]
+No frustrating tactics, just pure strategy; a clean sweep from the start!
[Ding! Invincible Cultivation System successfully bound!]
Chen Nuo unexpectedly transmigrated to a fantasy world, and the system sounded as soon as he opened his eyes.
[Do you want to activate invincibility mode with one click?]
"Open! Open it now!"
The next second, Chen Nuo's cultivation surged violently!
Qi Refining stage? Break through in an instant!
Nascent Soul stage? Disdain!
Half-Emperor? An ant!
True Immortal, Eternal Emperor, Chaos Ruler, Primordial God Lord... until the invincible realm!
The entire hierarchy of the immortal realm is as flimsy as paper in front of him!
During the sect competition, when his opponent unleashed the pressure of a Void Refinement stage cultivator, Chen Nuo yawned and said, "Is that all?" He casually slapped the opponent away!
During a secret realm adventure, a Saint King-level monster blocked their path and tried to rob them. Chen Nuo picked at his ear and said, "Shut up!" He then kicked the monster over!
In the midst of a dynastic struggle, a powerful emperor-level expert personally exerted pressure. Chen Nuo stretched and said, "Get lost." The other party was so frightened that he knelt on the ground!
While others may spend thousands of years cultivating to break through to a higher realm, Chen Nuo can simply move his hand and stand directly at the top of the world!
"Everyone says cultivation is as difficult as ascending to heaven???"
Chen Nuo looked at all the trembling powerhouses at his feet and smiled faintly:
"Sorry, I've been invincible since the day I transmigrated here."
In the turbulent era of great pirates, are pirates evil? Navy is justice?
The green pheasant seals the sea, the yellow ape lights the lamp, and the red dog lights the fire!
Backed by the three admirals of the navy, the captain of the Destiny Pirates, the legendary fisherman, the veteran brand dog, and the new pirate emperor Cui Ze Fei Te said, of course it is——
Victory is justice!
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Key information: Navy undercover, fisherman, card master, fishing ability items from the heavens and worlds!
On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.
Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .
Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.
Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.
Snape: Ah yes yes yes...
Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...
Li Shulan, who had tortured her two daughters-in-law to death, finally received her retribution and drowned in a latrine.
She did not disappear immediately after her death; her soul drifted to her two sons' side, only to see them blaming each other for the tragic deaths of their wife and children, and ultimately dying young.
When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back on the day after her two sons' wedding.
Having been given a second chance at life, she suddenly realized the truth.
Why should your daughter-in-law get soaked in the rain again when you've already been soaked yourself?
Li Shulan decided to treat her daughters-in-law well for the rest of her life. Unexpectedly, as soon as she cooked a meal for the two daughters-in-law, a "Good Mother-in-Law System" appeared, rewarding her with twenty yuan and two jin of meat coupons.
Seeing this, Li Shulan became even more enthusiastic. She was always cooking for her daughters-in-law or washing their clothes. Every few days, she would buy fabric for her daughters-in-law to make dresses. She doted on her daughters-in-law even more than she would her own daughter. As she continued to pamper them, she accumulated wealth, acquired jadeite jewelry, and even owned a courtyard house in Beijing and a small villa in Shanghai.
Why are her two daughters-in-law, who hated her to death in their past life, now vying to take care of her in her old age?
Li Shulan: Don't grab it, don't grab it, everyone! She's made plans to go square dancing with her old friends tomorrow.
Flame Ability VS God-like Physique
When faced with such an option, most people would choose the latter.
After all, the physique of a god among mortals includes superhuman abilities such as a body of steel, super strength, super flight, super speed, and laser eyes.
When faced with this choice, Zhao Zheng, who had been transported to a bizarre world, did not hesitate to choose "2".
Unexpectedly, this move has caused shock and confusion among countless people.
"He chose the 'most useless' physique instead of fire-based abilities? Is he an idiot?"
"Hilarious! The so-called god among men is nothing but a piece of trash with no substance, and yet people actually fall for it?"
"In terms of stupidity, I would call him the greatest in history!"
The world has long lost its sunlight, and terrifying, bizarre monsters roam everywhere, making it a place fraught with danger.
The most powerful superhuman physique is considered a useless talent by the world because of the lack of sunlight??
After understanding this, Zhao Zheng immediately smiled.
No sunshine? You can rub it by hand!
"Also, don't laugh yet, I don't eat beef!"
P.S.: Purely original urban setting, no reading difficulties whatsoever!
[The Father's Avengers Alliance], [A Doting Father], [Give the Readers Something Good to Eat]
Li Pu transmigrates to the Marvel universe and awakens a cloud-based child-raising system. Just as he is wondering why the system has such a strange name, a spaceship suddenly falls from the sky and crashes in front of him.
He suspected he was about to find Superman, which would make his time travel a sure thing.
If you teach your child from a young age that extending your hand means they should come to your rescue "no matter what"...
However, when the cabin door opened, he saw a child with green hair and a tail.
The child he found is a Saiyan!
And he's the legendary Super Saiyan, Broly!
From then on, Lip adopted a baby every now and then. After Broly, he found Conrad Cots, the Primarch of the "Midnight Lords," and a tiny Homelander...
Wait a minute, you're asking these kids why they're all notorious "father's enemies"?
Li Pu was also helpless about this.
God knows how many belts he went through in order to educate these troubled children.
But as the children grew up, Li Pu gradually came to appreciate the joys of being a father.
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Broly: Dad, that purple sweet potato spirit is also a piece of trash with a combat power of less than 1 million. I didn't even have to use my strength before he was knocked out.
Conrad Coates: Father, Tony Stark called me "Batman," which was such a lame nickname that I got so angry I bought his company.
Ah Zu: Dad, which Mom have you got your eye on? I'll help you snatch her away... Waaaaah! (Li Pu quickly covers his mouth)
(The ratings have just been released, please don't mind them)