[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]
In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.
He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]
Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!
Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.
[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]
[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]
You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...
You have successfully enraged Voldemort...
...
Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!
Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!
Harry: Signas, how did you do that?
Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?
Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!
Li Xuan found himself in a predicament after transmigrating without the luxury of a system or plug-ins. To evade notice, he took refuge in a small mountain village. However, one day, he was mistaken for a reclusive expert, he was forcefully adopted as a master by an eager disciple who refused to take no for an answer.
Struggling with his moral compass, Li Xuan initially rejected the disciple's proposal due to his commitment to honesty. Yet, faced with persistent insistence and tempting offers, he reluctantly crafted fictional cultivation techniques. Much to his astonishment, the disciple not only embraced these fabricated teachings but successfully cultivated with remarkable prowess.
Witnessing his disciple's thunderous muscles, resilient bones, and potent vital force, Li Xuan couldn't fathom the inexplicable success. Bewildered, he exclaimed, "I fabricated it all! How did you manage to cultivate so successfully? What kind of monster are you?"
To add to the perplexity, a mysterious Golden Finger manifested: "Your disciple mastered the technique you invented from scratch. Your flawless completion of the technique has enhanced your strength a hundredfold compared to others at the same level!"
[Refreshing article + brain-burning + slow-burning + wit battle + many reversals]
"When I thought death was the end, I opened my eyes and found that death was just a new beginning."
After Lin Yu was killed by the school girl he thought was confessing to, he found that he was not really dead, but came to a death game!
Only the winner can get the opportunity to "live again".
Fortunately, Lin Yu awakened the "only profession · fraudster"——
[As long as the lies are believed, they will come true! ]
Looking at other confused players, Lin Yu chose to pretend to be a god in the game for victory!
"Welcome to my game - lambs!"
And in the death games that followed one after another...
Lin Yu finally relied on [Fraudster] to become a real god!
An unidentified alien arrives in this world, carrying the memories of a hapless time traveler. On a night with a streaking meteor, three previously unrelated souls merge into one. How does Aozaki Aoko Alter use…
Why are there so few good-looking dragon-themed stories? Well then, let this author write one!
[Dragon Pattern] + [Lord of Original Sin] + [Dreadlord] + [Exhilarating Battles] + [Gender Swap] + [Yuri] Less Emotional Content
Lin Beichen was once a madman torn apart by nine personalities. His primary personality and eight secondary personalities tore at each other day and night, dragging him into an endless mental purgatory.
When he gave up the struggle, ruthlessly suppressed all personalities, and became the master of his own spirit, death unexpectedly came, and his soul traveled to the eternal and immortal plane.
Reborn as a small dragon lizard with a meager dragon bloodline, the clarity of his consciousness, which had returned to its original state, filled him with ecstasy, making him believe that the nightmare was finally over.
But a second head burst from his neck, and the alternate personality awakened within it. Only then did he realize that the madness had never gone away—and even more absurdly, this body was female.
Before she could adjust to the unfamiliar gender perspective, her instinct, which was the most powerful force in her life, surged forth, shattering her belief that she had no interest in love.
Over the long years, she tempered her bloodline with the combined power of nine consciousnesses, gradually transforming from a weak dragon lizard into a terrifying demonic dragon, with heads growing one after another until all nine heads appeared.
As the bloodline is purified and evolved, the humanity of the main personality gradually disappears, leaving only pure destructive desires and the instinct of original sin.
Ultimately, the plane gave birth to beings that made all things tremble—the Dragon of End and Destruction, the Dragon of Original Sin, and the Nine-Headed Dragon God, Nine Ashes.
She governs herself with ninefold consciousness, rules over a region with the supreme bloodline of the dragon race, and even creates her own new race, the "multi-headed dragon".
In the eternal and immortal plane, this nine-headed dragon god, embodying madness, original sin, and absolute power, exists in its unique form.
"Give away the Qi Gathering Pill, get 10,000 times feedback, and be rewarded with the Nine-Turn Golden Pill!"
"Give away the Fireball Technique, get 10,000 times feedback, and be rewarded with the World-Destroying Buddha Lotus!"
"Give away low-level magic tools, get 10,000 times feedback, and be rewarded with the Axe of Creation!"
Ye Chen, who has obtained the system, can get rewards as long as he gives gifts to female cultivators.
Ye Chen only wants to say that I really don't want to be a bootlicker.
But the system really gives too much!
[Recruiting disciples + building a sect + cultivating disciples + cool writing + decisive killing]
Traveling through the fantasy world, becoming the master of a peak of the Qingyang Sword Sect, and after being betrayed by his own disciples, awakening the disciple return system!
"Ding! Invest in the true blood of Phoenix, and return the innate Hunyuan Sword Body!"
"Ding! Invest in the true art of Dongxuan, and return the Qingdi Sutra!"
"Ding! Invest in the realm breakthrough pill, and return the golden pill of the great way!"
Many years later, when thousands of enemies invade! When he was trying to raze Jiange to the ground, he saw that the servant in charge of guarding the gate of Jiange Mountain was emitting a terrifying aura of the Immortal Emperor!
Empress Yaoguang, Lord Yanjin, Taoist Zixiao and other supreme giants have come out from their slumber and seclusion!
"How dare you disrespect our Master! You deserve to die!"
Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He can reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence.
So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one…
[Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm]
[Destined Sword Fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao comprehension]
[Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude]
[Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones]
In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner.
A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history.
That is when the Immortal Realm decides to clean up the mortal world. So, Han Jue finally has no choice but to take action.
Then he realizes, deities and gods aren’t that powerful after all!
In the interstellar era, Yang Bo discovered that he could randomly obtain abilities from the objects he killed!
Kill a goldfish and swim +1!
Kill a bat, sonic positioning +1!
Kill a mouse, dynamic vision +1!
Critical Strike talent can be upgraded.
Ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times.
Four top-grade Qi and Blood Pills, plus a 20x critical hit to obtain 80 top-grade Qi and Blood Pills.
Heavenly-grade artifacts, 1000x critical hits! Congratulations on obtaining 1000 Heavenly-grade artifacts.
Enlightenment Tea, a 10,000x critical hit! Congratulations on obtaining 10,000 Enlightenment Teas.
100 proficiency points, 10,000x critical hit! Congratulations on gaining 1 million proficiency points!
What? You have an ancestral heirloom? I could easily throw away tens of thousands of those things!!!