Accidentally chosen by a deeply perverse law of nature, he must once again embody the glory of enslaving three thousand women and ascending to sainthood. Equipped with a magical little dark room called the Star Palace, the protagonist journeys through the universe, kidnapping, forcing, bewitching, and deceiving beautiful women. Imagine tricking a beautiful woman into going to KFC (for sex), then dumping her into a dark room and taking her away, only to continue committing the crime in another world. Isn't that thrilling and shameless? This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must be completely unconventional. Those who aren't virgins are side characters, destined for horrible deaths! They don't even get the chance to be used as human urinals! 0① "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" [From Now On, Shameless]...

An accident brought programmer Wu Shidao back to 2010. At that time, Bitcoin could only be exchanged for pizza. There was no Kangaroo Takeaway, Pinxixi, or shared bicycles... One dollar could be exchanged for one Bitcoin!

In this golden age when mobile Internet is just emerging, Wu Shidao is lucky because it is full of infinite possibilities and many opportunities!

After making his first fortune from the 2010 World Cup lottery, Wu Shidao started his "lucky life". Career, money and beautiful women, an adult wouldn't make a choice, he wanted them all!

Ye Xuan unexpectedly travels to Earth.

This place has Heavenly Dao Technology, which can capture memories of past lives.

Ye Xuan was shocked to discover that his first past life was actually Iron Man!

Doctor Strange, Iron Man suits, the secrets of the Infinity Stones—the world is in shock!

When Ye Xuan bravely and fearlessly lifted a nuclear bomb and charged into the Chitauri, the entire internet was moved to tears!

The mangled body fell to the ground, and countless people wept bitterly!

"Ye Xuan alone saved the world!"

"A body of flesh and blood, comparable to that of gods!"

"No Ye Xuan! No Blue Star!"

However, when Ye Xuan knelt on the planet's ruins, he stretched out his right hand and forcefully snapped his fingers.

To shatter itself and restore life to the universe.

The world mourns, cries of anguish resound! Even Heaven weeps!

Ye Xuan is not just a hero of Earth, but of the entire universe!

With the exposure of his memories from nine lifetimes, the truth behind the timeline of Earth's era is revealed!

The multiverse, the golden Superman, Transformers, and countless other breathtaking scenes...

[Change to single order + follow-up shipment + no system]

Starting from the East Blue Saga, the story will still follow the original plot after the main characters join the group. The main plot will not be changed, but each sub-saga will be appropriately changed according to the butterfly effect brought about by the main characters joining (most of the dialogues are written by myself and will not follow the original work).

Gan Yu's strength wasn't invincible at first; it gradually recovered later. However, she was always the strongest on the ship, but she wouldn't take action very often.

This story is lighthearted and tries to stay true to the style of the original work, with a fast pace that combines battles with everyday conversations.

P.S.: Two to three updates a day, the exact time is uncertain.

Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Saint

Zhong Qing traveled through time and became the head of one of the seven peaks under the Pingjiang Sect. He wanted to sit and wait for death, but he had no choice but to activate the strongest bond system.

Accepting two useless people as apprentices: Activate the bond between the two useless people, and the useless apprentice will become a genius, and the cultivation will be returned to the protagonist ten thousand times.

The bad news is that Ximen Huan traveled through time, but the good news is that the Marvel world has cheats, and as long as you sacrifice enough life energy, you can gain the ability to refine everything in the universe.

Refined Ants: Super Strength, Super Physique

Refined Tardigrades: Survival of the Fittest, Super Endurance

Refining Ark Reactor: Humanoid Self-Propelled Energy Cannon

Refining the Cosmic Cube: Space Teleportation, Space Stillness...

Refining Jean Grey: Phoenix Force! White Phoenix King!

As Ximen Daguanren became more and more powerful, all the superheroes and super criminals in the American comic world were wailing.

You are aloof, you are great, you sacrifice us as stepping stones, please go and stun other worlds!

Ximen Daguanren: "Then I will show some kindness?"

The most accomplished artist of this century (×) Abstract comedian (√).

Who doesn’t have some serious illness when they are involved in art?

Musicians should let their works speak for themselves.

It’s just that... maybe there are a few pieces that aren’t quite right.

"Great, it's Li Can, we have something to eat."

“He understands traffic very well.

"He's a little too polished for the masses."

"I misunderstood Brother Chan before. He's not some artistic shit maker, he's clearly my artistic godfather."

ps, there are not only pop entertainment and classical music, but also bands and soundtracks for movies, TV shows and games, and there may be some professional content.

The path of martial arts is to fight against the heavens for life. If you go against the heavens, you will be punished by heaven. Only those with nine meridians in the world can follow the heavens, carry the luck of heaven and earth, face disasters and turn misfortunes into good fortune. Lin Chen was born with extraordinary talents and was a proud child. He sang all the way on the road of cultivation and enjoyed the scenery everywhere. Due to fate, he got a miraculous secret and rebuilt his meridians. From then on, he was humiliated by his fellow disciples, abandoned by the sect, betrayed by his brothers, and despised everywhere. When I return to the peak and challenge the sky, I will definitely wash away the previous shame and be proud of the world.

I thought I was going to die young, but I didn't expect that I could actually gain some power.

Using your skills can not only directly improve your martial arts skills, but also improve your immortal realm.

You practice martial arts, and I cultivate immortality. Look at me, I am invincible and kill decisively.

Watch me as I become invincible all the way, embarking on the path of cultivating immortality again, seeking immortality all the way.

As soon as he traveled through time, he was given the highest level of cultivation? And he also got a stunning wife for free? Chu Tiange said that this wave of time travel benefits is in place!

At the beginning, you will be hit in the face by the [Super Sign-in System]. It is your first sign-in, and your cultivation level will be maxed out in no time, making you invincible! Just when you are confused, a girl named Lin falls from the sky... Oh no, it is a stunning beauty who has been poisoned and is unconscious!

One night of romance? The man ran away, leaving behind only a jade pendant!

Chu Tiange said: An invincible life is so plain and boring...bullshit!

He had been staying in the valley for a year, with a mountain of magic skills and secret books, and elixirs and magic treasures as candy. Just when he was about to go out and have fun,... the courier arrived! The beautiful sister from a year ago appeared again! She was covered in wounds, and she stuffed him a delicate girl doll, shouted "take good care of her" and ran away again!

“???” Chu Tiange was completely dumbfounded when he saw the adorable baby in the cradle who looked almost exactly like him.

Well, the invincible boss turns into a new dad in seconds!

From then on, a legend appeared in the world of immortal cultivation: there was a mysterious young man holding a baby. He seemed ordinary, but in fact he was unfathomable!

Top-grade spiritual spring water to bathe the baby? Thousand-year-old spiritual milk as milk powder? Sign in to the god-level skills as literacy cards for the baby? These are all basic operations!

"Dad, that bad uncle glared at me!"

"Oh? I'll scatter the ashes for you!"

"Dad, this little glowing stone is so beautiful!"

"Daughter likes it? Take it! What? Innate spiritual treasure? Oh, then I'll give you another dozen!"

With your full level of cultivation and your adorable baby, embark on a relaxing and funny journey to find your wife! No matter if you are a prodigy from a holy land, an immortal dynasty, or a secluded old monster, if you dare to mess with my daughter, I will slap you to death!