Life is not easy, celebrities perform for money.
The system said, you have no money, why do you keep me? Feelings? Don't be kidding!
There are so many time travelers, you are nothing~
This is the helpless life of Huang Tianxing, an 18th-tier artist.
So, Huang Tianxing began his own live performance life.
On the first day, he went fishing, but caught a corpse...
On the second day, he repaired the water pipe, but ran into a murderer...
On the third day, he picked up garbage, but picked up a bag of white rock sugar powder...
On the fourth day, he told fortunes live, but he found a shocking case...
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Netizens.
"Host, are you really a star? Why can't you do anything that a star should do, but you are so proficient in other industries?"
"Host, can we change the ending today? Instead of going to the police station, let's go directly to Zhongnanhai..."
"Host, I suggest you buy a house near the police station..."
"Host, don't sell the house. Anyway, you report to the police station on time every night..."
Crossing into the world of Naruto, there is an additional transaction system for everything.
So, silence embarked on a trip to a merchant selling cans.
Tsuna: Shizuka don’t stop me, I must open the resurrection coin today!
Zilai also: Aphrodisiac? Even if there is such a thing, give me a hundred jars!
Sasuke Uchiha: Can opening really become stronger? I have to buy even if I’m bankrupt, I must surpass that man!
Uchiha Itachi: My stupid Ou Doudou, I have opened more jars than you.
[Hall-level martial arts + affixes + auto-cultivation + myriad races + dungeon clearing + fast-paced, enjoyable story]
If everyone can cultivate automatically, who would still need to work hard?
Are you cultivating at such a snail's pace?
Sorry, but I can have sudden enlightenment in martial arts and cultivate at the speed of light.
No matter how powerful a martial art is, it's worthless in front of my entry.
He punched human warriors and trampled the strong of all races.
"Super strong among all races? Sorry, I am the truly super strong one."
Humans are ranked at the bottom among all races. I'm sorry, but the moment I appear, all of this will change.
All I want is to be a lazy bum while leading humanity to the pinnacle of all races.
Logan, who was killed by a madman on the streets of America, travels back in time to America in 1921.
By day, as the owner of a vulgar tabloid, he worried endlessly about the American people: "America, stop for a moment and wait for your people."
In the darkness, disguised as a system administrator, he worried himself sick over the freedom of the American people—
[Anonymous (Bushster): Drinking is free in America! You are a bootlegging dealer, go and use the alcohol of freedom to cleanse the American alcoholics imprisoned by Prohibition.]
[Anonymous (Mechanic): Armed America! You are a mechanic, go and deliver the Chicago typewriter of freedom to the insecure Americans.]
[CaptainAmerica (Vest): Progressive and Free America! You are Captain America, go and spread the light of freedom and progress to the backward American people!]
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"That's the black hand of hell reaching out to the human world, the source of today's domestic turmoil..."
—Excerpt from the 2000 American bestseller, "The Real Devil Walking Among Us."
"An urban legend that began in the Roaring Twenties (we all know it's true), it was the guidance of the Holy Spirit, it was the key to making America great again..."
—Excerpt from the report of the 100th additional funding request for the "GodBlessAmerica" project, a US research project on paranormal abilities, in 2000.
"Man, what can I say? It's just that your ancestors were even crazier than me..."
—This is how an unknown person, who was seriously going crazy but found himself unable to outmaneuver the crazy people in North America, summarized it.
The new story of Professor Shuming and the Great Demon King “After Engagement with Mr. Shen” has been opened, so please pay attention to it!
Yu Xingtu, who lived in the countryside since childhood, finally went to the city to fulfill his marriage contract.
The Yu family looked down on her as a country bumpkin, and her fiancé and younger sister had a crush on her.
The old lady said: Our wealthy family pays the most attention to face and image. You are not allowed to say that you have something to do with Wei Nuan outside.
At this, she sneered——
The God of Tea, who is crazily supported by her countless fans, the buildings and shopping malls in several large areas are waiting for rent collection. Isn’t it nice to be a cold and rich woman?
So, she caught a man——
“You won’t suffer a loss if you marry me. If you get divorced in the future, you will be compensated for a small villa of 300 square meters, 20 million.”
After getting married, she discovered that the man who was arrested was actually a big boss. Not only did he not want a divorce, but he also wanted to be a charterer for the rest of his life…
After Mr. Lu found out that his wife was actually a charter woman in several high-end areas, he was shocked, and later——
The thing Mr. Lu is most proud of is that his wife takes care of him!
Mr. Lu’s happiest thing is to give his wife money and let her take care of him!
Ms. Yu: This hole is too big…
[Single female lead][Slice of life][Romance-oriented]
People on the internet often commemorate their childhood. Chen Bing, a young man from a small town, is one of them. After his death, he finds himself back in the small town where he was born 24 years ago.
In the 21st century, Jay Chou released his first album in 2000 and began his rise to fame in 2002.
After the dot-com bubble burst in 2001, home computers began to enter cities of all sizes. Also in 2001, China joined the WTO and began a period of rapid development.
The SARS outbreak occurred in 2003, the same year Shenzhou V was successfully launched.
LCD TVs entered ordinary households in 2005, the "Shamate" style of fashion became popular in 2006, the first internet-connected smartphone appeared in 2007, the Olympics were successfully held in 2008, and Bilibili (B-site) emerged in 2009, marking a new stage in the development of Chinese ACG culture...
Urbanization, the internet, economic development, and the popularity of cartoons and animation—all these roared through China at the beginning of the new century. But in towns and villages, life remained the same. There was no internet, no computers, yet childhood was still joyful, resonating happily in every sense of the word. The internet age wouldn't truly appear in their lives for another year or two.
As times change, Chen Bing picks up the past and savors the joy of growing up once again.
Transmigrating to the world of Divine Throne, Ye Feng starts in hell, becoming an orphan. Fortunately, he obtains the strongest fire-type Zanpakuto—Ryujin Jakka. Simultaneously, he contracts with the Great Sun Golden Crow, becoming the Sun God's representative on Earth. After enduring over a decade of hardship, Ye Feng rises from a novice to a Flame Knight, a triple-class profession combining the skills of a Punisher Knight, Guardian Knight, and Fire Mage. In the Demon Hunter Selection Tournament, the sixth-tier Ye Feng utterly crushes a group of inexperienced players. "Damn it, who put this guy in the novice group?" Beneath the Demon Exorcism Pass, Ye Feng, wielding the Shikai Ryujin Jakka, roasts demons into kebabs! In Zhennan Pass, the Golden Crow cries! In the Dream Paradise, Ye Feng fuses with the Spirit Furnace.
Just after slaying the dragon in the game world, Luo Xiu traveled to the game world of "God's Destiny" in the next second.
The soul traveled to the same NPC of level 1, and everything returned to the time before the server was launched.
Only Luo Xiu knew:
At that time, the Judgment War was about to break out, the scarlet frenzy was about to sweep, and the abyss was already approaching;
Then think about the sleeping ferocious ancient tribe, the fallen world cruising outside the starry sky, and the corrupt gods that eroded everything...
Luo Xiu said that he was panicking.
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Fortunately, the reward for slaying the dragon in the previous life game - the creation-level item "Abyss Holy Book" followed the mailbox and traveled with him.
Luo Xiu felt that he could still save it!
With light as a shield, darkness as a spear, taboos to raise angels, and holy light to protect demons... Luo Xiu, who embarked on the destiny of [Glory] and [Abyss] at the same time, will eventually open up an unprecedented path.
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"Whether it is the abyss or the glory, they are my wings!"
The leader of the Holy Abyss, the gatekeeper of the natural disaster, the scarlet shadow, the glorious wise king, the master of the abyss, the kingdom of "eternity", the head of the nine pillars...
- Luo Xiu, said so.
In the future of the future, the poets in the tavern chanted like this:
"At the end of that fate...
They sang in the abyss, and they fell in heaven.
Praise with me! Recite with me, and seek with me.
On the apocalypse, the legend of [Holy Abyss] is engraved!"
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ps. It has been completed, so feel free to collect it|ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ
Marrying the powerful regent, Song Ying felt her life had been worthwhile. After the marriage, she managed the inner court of the prince's residence, diligently fulfilling her duties and always thinking of and caring for Yue Shaozhi. She hoped to warm the heart of this cold husband, but ultimately, she couldn't compete with the charming younger sister who was so popular. Tired and frustrated, Song Ying requested a divorce and returned to her parents' home, only to find herself entangled with a man. When Huo Zhen saw Song Ying again, she was now married. Having waited so long for her to divorce, he was determined to have her this time. Huo Zhen: "I know you were heartbroken by that bastard, but I'm not him. How about this, you take me first and try it out. If you don't like it, you can throw me away and I won't bother you anymore." Song Ying: "You should..."
Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd marry me when you grew up? Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd be with me when you grew up? Me (with a strong survival instinct): Did I? Mom: Son, do you remember when you were little… Me: No, I don't remember anything, I have amnesia! Mom: What's wrong with this child today? I just wanted to ask him if he remembered being sick when he was little.