If one day, when you find out that the immersive game you play is not a game but a reality, what will your reaction be?
A game called Zerg OL is sweeping the world. In this game, you need to play a bug to help the leader Jiang Yao rebuild the bug swarm and resist the human imperial army that may appear at any time to wipe them out.
“Mengxin, is this game fun?” Mengxin, who is new to the group, asked.
“A newcomer is here, this game is very fun!”
“Mengxin, go! This group is full of perverts!”
“Go!”
“Walk!”
“The person who chatted with you just now has not been offline for 72 consecutive hours. He just entered the ICU yesterday!”
“Is this game boring?” Mengxin was a little confused.
“Extremely disgusting! Playing other games requires money, playing this game is useless!”
“The liver doesn’t matter at all, they call me the Emperor of the Liver in other games!” Obviously, the naive Mengxin obviously didn’t realize the seriousness of the matter.
until one day.
“Since playing Zerg OL, now my waist is no longer sore, and my legs don’t hurt anymore. I’m only 20 years old, and I’m a young man with baldness. My blind date girls call me uncle, it’s great!”
And for this group of players, Jiang Yao is also heartbroken.
That steel thunder beast over there, don’t go up and listen to my command! The Titans of the Order of Titans are coming! Don’t go alone in the group!
Dragon! Play battleship! You are against the air! Don’t hit the ground! There are ground units on the ground to fight!
Those devourers of the N74 galaxy! Fuck! Don’t spray on that blue planet, it’s your home planet! I’m not kidding!
"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"
"Avada Kedavra."
"Fuck! What are you doing?!"
"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."
"...Who gave you this bad name?"
"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."
"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"
"No, they don't dare."
"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"
"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."
Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?
Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!
Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?
Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!
Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?
Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!
(Old Bai's novel, fictional setting, no system, action-packed.) High walls rise from the ground, turning the earth into a labyrinth.
The monsters mutated wildly and multiplied in deformities.
Humanity has entered a post-apocalyptic era marked by biological mutations and energy control.
Various combat professions emerged as a result.
As a discriminated-against subspecies and a weakling on the battlefield, Fu Junlin should have lived a life of mere survival.
Until a perverted and ridiculous life form entered his body.
Fu Junlin: "Can't we play it safe a little? Let's use our brains, not brute force!"
Big Black: "Being a coward is your style, not mine!!"
Qingfeng, a modern man, traveled through time with the Three Pure Ones before he became a saint, and was accepted as a disciple by Tongtian... Without a system or a cheat code, in order to better survive in the prehistoric world, he decisively chose the path of cultivating a big boss and then clinging to him!
Thus, the future of the prehistoric world changed! Qing Feng also gained countless praises in the process of cultivating his thighs!
Demon Emperor Di Jun: "If it weren't for my friend Qing Feng, the demon race would have perished along with the witch race in the second catastrophe. How could we have become the guardians of the starry sky?"
Empress Hou Tu: "Thanks to Qing Feng, the Wu Clan was able to retreat to the underworld and survive forever."
Nuwa: "Thank you, Qingfeng, for helping me develop the path of humanity and become the master of humanity!"
Duobao Tathagata: "Actually, I didn't want to leave Jiejiao either, but Junior Brother Qingfeng told me that Buddhism was my only way out. I had no choice but to accept Buddhism."
Jie Yin and Zhunti: "Qing Feng is a despicable, shameless, and ungrateful person!"
Taishang, Yuanshi: "Qingfeng, my disciple, has great wisdom!"
Tongtian: "Qingfeng is my apprentice!"
Countless years later, Qing Feng reached the summit and looked down at the creatures of the Three Realms with arrogance: "What's the point of knowing how to fight? To make it in the world, you need power and connections! For example, I have the most connections in the world!"
Qing Dynasty: The eldest lady in the previous life, the arrogant and proud little playboy, hits people when she disagrees with them
Not double clean, avoid thunder.
Plot 1: Nalan Zhu has a beautiful face and graceful figure. She was spotted by Emperor Kangxi at first sight when she first entered the harem. Once she was favored, she was directly canonized as a noble lady and given the title Yi.
When paying respects in Changchun Palace, Concubine Yi's appearance attracted the attention of everyone in the six palaces. The pregnant concubine Uya was the first one to get restless and started chatting and talking, all of them saying that Concubine Yi was using her beauty to please others.
With a loud "slap", the unexpected palm strike shocked all the concubines in Changchun Palace. Concubine Wuya was humiliated, holding her stomach with her hands, her face full of pain.
"Noble Lady Yi has insulted me and the prince in public. I ask Concubine Niuhulu to help me."
Without waiting for the person in the lead to speak, Concubine Yi crossed her arms over her chest and glanced at the kneeling Concubine Wuya with contempt, as if the other party was not worthy of her attention at all.
"I'll hit you if I want to. Just take it. Why do you need help?"
Concubine Wuya was so angry that she fell backwards, and Concubine Yi became famous in one battle.
Plot 2: The Emperor slammed the door and left, and Concubine Yi was confined to her house for a month. Seeing that Concubine Yi had fallen out of favor, the kitchen staff deliberately withheld the expenses of the Yikun Palace.
At the end of one month, Concubine Yi dressed up and took everyone from Yiku Palace to the imperial kitchen.
Liang Jiugong ran into the Qianqing Palace in a panic, shouting, "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! Concubine Yi, Concubine Yi..."
"What, Concubine Yi knows she's wrong? Well, why don't you invite your Master Yi in?"
"No, Your Majesty, Concubine Yi has assaulted someone again and even smashed up the imperial kitchen. Please go and take a look!"
Kangxi: "Are you happy with the smashing? If not, let her come to the Qianqing Palace to smash it."
People cannot live without faith.
But here, faith became a tool for the nobles to exploit the common people.
Corleone came into this world, accompanied only by a ball of light that could give birth to the commandments.
His enemies say he is a demon who harvests souls in the name of faith.
His followers say he is the Father who brings truth and liberates souls.
At first, Corleone just wanted to have a safe and free home in this turbulent and dangerous world.
C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me
Deng Kai: At the beginning, I did come to assist you.
C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king?
Deng Kai: Because I find that I seem to be a better carry than you! Don't be angry, there's nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone now says that you and Xixi are the only ones under me!
C Ronaldo: Bah!
Messi: What a shame!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Look at my flying boot!
Daluo: I’ll go to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures!
Ronaldinho: Swing together!
Zidane: Take my headbutt!
Neymar: Then we younger ones should leave?
Deng Kai: We are all football kings, don’t be restrained! The music and the dance continue on the green field!
Lord of all people, starts as a dark goblin.
Features: Ignore reproductive isolation.
"What? Your unit is a powerful dragon?!"
"Don't worry, I'll string one together,"
The Dragon Goblin is born.
"What? Your unit is a mythical angel?"
"Don't worry, I'll plant some seeds."
The Holy Goblin is born.
"What? Your soldier type is top-level skeleton?"
"Skeletons have no flesh and blood, so that makes it difficult to deal with. I have no choice but to go find the other lord myself."
"What are you looking at? As a lord, it's only natural for me to have a goblin's panel, right?!"
Suddenly a small Lada rushed out of the moss-covered hollow tree stump.
A little Lada with purple and soft fur, shaking his whiskers, revealing sharp fangs and squeaking provocatively at his beloved.
Little Lada took a posture, his crawling small body looked like a beast ready to rush, and the beautiful waist and hip muscle curves under the soft and shiny fur showed the beauty of wildness.
“Bobo, ready to fight!”
————
“Bang~”
“Ding Ding~”
Defeating the little Lada who was in the way, just as he was about to move on, a misty air mass rising from Lada’s body, and two translucent luminous coins splashed out, made the beloved look stunned.
“what is this?”
Ding, experience +13
Ding, picked up the power attribute +1
Ding, picked up the stamina attribute +1
“Pick up attributes? Unexpectedly, I still have gold fingers!”