You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
The global spiritual energy is revived, and a black dragon appears over the sky of N City in H Country.
Legends awaken, myths emerge. Countless people begin to awaken their superpowers, and Lin Xingtao's superpower is to travel through the world.
He begins to move his spirit chicken, prying every world and becoming the boss of the world of heaven.
The male protagonist who is good at pretending to be strong and ruthless (Langmie), pretends to be in every world (yes).
World:
① Luck and fate:
Head with dragon energy, pretending to be a prince riding a dragon in the sky and making a voice of a traitor - Da Lin Wang, King Tao Tao!
② Steampunk Cthulhu:
"I want to charm the evil god!" "Luck is judged as a great success, will is judged as a great failure, you have successfully charmed the evil god."
③ Strange secret rules:
"People can't be generalized. I wanted to be a rich man and live a peaceful life, but why! I seem to have almost destroyed the world?"
How to destroy the world? Lin Xingtao said: Everyone who is more handsome than me in this world must die!
The world is destroyed——No way, little fool, how can there be someone more handsome than him in the world.
So he saved the world.
The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.
"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."
"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."
"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."
"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."
"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."
"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"
"No, absolutely not."
"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"
"Oh, is that permissible?"
"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"
"fakenews!"
Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.
"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"
"Hehe, it's all fake."
He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.
He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK
He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.
But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.
Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?
"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"
Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.
Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!
This book is also known as: "Starting from Transforming into Dark Tiga and Working to Upgrade"
......
This is a world of special effects with infinite possibilities.
Some people awaken Kamen Rider, enemies and friends are of the same origin, punishing evil!
Some people can awaken Ultraman, transform into light, and save the world!
Some people can awaken Godzilla, radiate nuclear explosions, and cause disasters!
Some people awaken Armor Hero, transform into justice, and annihilate the chaos!
......
Under the starry sky.
Transformed into Dark Tiga, Sakura Hoshino calmly drew out ten Ultraman employee cards, ten Kamen Rider employee cards, and countless monster employee cards in the face of countless evil villain organizations, and asked:
"Choose one to end your evil existence!"
"Don't ask who I am, I'm just a worker passing by!"
......
Work at "Victory Team" and clock in to get:
[99% driving proficiency of the Hiyan]
[Dark Tiga can be reproduced as an employee card]
Work at "Feidian" and clock in to get:
[One Shumagia secretary Izzy]
[Kamen Rider 01 can be reproduced as an employee card]
Work at "Skull Island" and clock in to get:
[Godzilla dorsal fin energy battle axe]
[King Kong can be reproduced as an employee card]
Tags: Special Effects World, Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Transformers, Pacific Rim, Mecha, Titans, Super Sentai... and so on.
Nine soul pets, nine fetters.
A hall of robbery souls, a bizarre adventure.
I looked down at them and they called me by my name.
I look up to the sky and write my legend.
“My name is Xia Lin, and I am the Lord of the Soul of Myriad Tribulations!”
Born as twins, but Mu Qiqi was left suffering every torment and became the greatest scapegoat in history only because she was not a better actress than her sister!
That was when she had a nasty thought on how she would escape her family: she would marry the archnemesis of her own parents. She just never imagined that it would come true!
However, she soon grew addicted to being the enemy’s wife: after the hardship of being the daughter of her parents, for her naughty husband was giving her strength and aided her revenge.
Life does not get any better!
***
“Doesn’t payback feel awesome?”
“It does!”
“Well, I can make you feel even better!”
【Suspense + Fantasy + Madness + Confusion + Decisive Killing + No System】
In a cave.
"Disciple, do you want to become an immortal?"
Looking at the companion who was suspected to be used as a medicinal material...
"Master, I am willing."
"Okay, then you are my disciple, ranked 20th, Taoist name Ziwei!"
"Thank you Master for the Taoist name."
"Disciple eats immortal pills."
"Okay Master."
"Disciple, I will teach you how to move your Qi."
"Okay Master."
"Disciple, you are about to ascend, your senior brother is waiting for you above!"
"Okay Master...ah?"
The eyes went dark, and then brightened.
"Welcome to ascend, little junior brother!"
"Wait, senior brother, why are you wearing a mental illness suit?"
Huang Tian brought a role-playing game with him to the world of immortality. He
had low qualifications, no hope of immortality, and a boring life.
He simply lay down and immersed himself in the game, playing the role of a god, and satisfying his addiction.
But...
my family, who understands? I was just playing a game, but I actually became the Supreme God!
In the "game world".
Yin and Yang are out of balance, and good and evil are in chaos.
Evil cultivators are rampant, demons are rampant, and it is difficult for the human race to survive.
The Danjiang Li family was fortunate to be favored by the Supreme God, who bestowed them with grace and led them to the path of cultivation.
As their strength continued to grow, the Li family, under the order of the Supreme God, started from Danjiang County, to support the righteous and eliminate evil, and to slay demons and monsters.
In the process, the Li family discovered the reason why the world had fallen into a world of demons and chaos.
In grief and anger, the Li family shouted the slogan "The Heaven is dead, and Huang Tian should be established", overthrowing the corrupt dynasty and fighting against the fallen Heaven.
Clarify the universe, cleanse the world, and establish a prosperous Huang Tian era!
Huang Tian: I'm shocked, my friend! I really became a Heavenly Lord in the world of immortal cultivation and was given the title of Emperor Huangtian!
The princess was captured by the devil
It's such a frustrating situation
Fortunately, the brave arrived in time, and he undertook the important task of rescuing the princess from the hands of the devil
…………
It's just that the actual situation is a little different from the imagination?