You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
Have you ever thought about what will happen to your girls after you have been out of the trap for a long time?
Minato fell apart because the chief left;
Hood left with his reputation and went to a distant city, Tirpitz drew fan books in order to make a living, Fletcher worked several jobs at the same time to support his sisters, and the invincible Lord Sukhbaatar held him in one hand. The black cat Oscar, holding the ferocious tiger in one hand, was a little confused;
Little Tirpitz on Children's Day, Xiao Zhai is also a young Zhai who travels across thousands of mountains and rivers in search of his boss. When you feel that mood, you just want to rebuild the glory of the past.
Qiao Xia, as TVE’s new entertainment reporter, had a good timing. She accidentally filmed her female cousin and her own fiancee’s scandal. And after one misfortune, a second misfortune got added ! When fighting helplessly alone, Qiao Xia, the pure and innocent little white rabbit, suddenly met the charming and arrogant male god – TVE’s crown prince Mu Liang.
Male God: Marry me.
Male God: I have a house, a car, a good looks, and also an unparalleled IQ. Where will you find such a good man?
Male god: My IQ is 130. Marry me, and you will never be defeated !
Qiao Xia: …So I’m afraid that means you’re not a fool ?
But when she fell in love with the male god and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, the male god retracted…
Anrgy Qiao Xia : What kind of male god are you, you simply are a scumbag!
Male God: Alright, since you want to get married, I will be a bit unfair to you and marry you.
What Qiao Xia didn’t know was that the male god had kept her in his heart for more than ten years.
“I am your cloud, on which you can stand for the rest of your life, with which do whatever you want, on which you can watch the world’s scenery. Even if you fall, it will fall on me. I will stay with you even in danger.”
He was forced to sign a marriage contract just after returning home after five years away. He got a fiancée out of nowhere, and what was even more inexplicable was that she was the daughter of his enemy. Fang He, who had returned from five years of apprenticeship, was no longer the useless young master who could be manipulated by others. He would take back everything that belonged to him!
[Werewolf textbook novel]
[The challenge of logic and reasoning, the feast of lies and disguise]
[Competing with eloquence, acting skills, showing off operations, exerting strength, arousing emotions, and inciting others, this game is a thrill to play]
When Ren Fan woke up, he traveled to a world where werewolf killing was extremely prosperous and popular.
From a little transparent person who was terminated by the club to a world-class werewolf killer.
Under the spotlight, facing a lot of microphones, the reporter asked him, what is the secret to your success in playing Werewolf?
Answer: Just good luck!
What is your evaluation of Werewolf?
Answer: Human nature is wise!
What is your advice to new players?
Answer: If you have a weak heart, don’t play, it will make you depressed!
The second Lute World Cup has come to an end, Lute has returned to the era of letting a hundred flowers bloom, and all the heroes competing in the season of victory are heading towards the one and only T0 throne.
Coinciding with the opening of the Lute 4000 Area at this time, Wang Chuan unexpectedly obtained the Lute Billionaire System. A new Lute myth began to be written from this moment on!
Yan Bugui was unlucky.
First he became a member of the Huashan Sword Sect, but within three days he caught up with the Sword Qi Fighter, and then was left behind by Feng Buyi and others on Mount Huashan.
Fortunately, Ning Nuxia helped him speak, giving him the opportunity to change his family and join the airbenders.
Yan Bugui said he was under a lot of pressure just because he and Yue Buqun were brothers despite their background in Jianzong!
Fortunately, the internal skills and mental techniques he had read in books and TV shows helped him a lot.
From then on, Taiyue became beautiful and unparalleled.
And this is just the beginning.
[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]
As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.
Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"
The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."
When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"
The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.
The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.