Teacher Daxiang, Let's Form a Lifelong Band!

"They've always been women, from the beginning. How could they have been influenced by me?" "They're always saying they'll do anything for their whole lives. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?" "Women are born liars. They say I'm crazy, that I do perverted things to them. How is that possible?" "I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That's all the simulators!" On a Tokyo street, a young man, leaning against the wall and clutching his waist, emerged from a basement, looking frail. "Mr. Lu Li, are the online rumors that you're Toyokawa Shoko's dog true? And there's also the rumor that you're two-timing. Can you explain?" "It's not true. Shoko is my dog. Men should stand up, not kneel, understand?" "And... I've never been two-timing. That's a rumor." "Then could you please tell me the truth?" "Of course!" Lu Li cleared his throat. "I've always been two-timing. How could it be two?!"