"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."

But... he scored!

"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."

"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."

"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."

"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."

"..."

Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.

This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.

[NBA + Cool Fiction + Hansen Yang + Humor + Memes + Female Celebrities + Taylor Swift + Kardashian]

In 2015, the Death Five won the championship, and the league adopted a new slogan:

The traditional center is dead!

The small ball era is here!

But I, Yang Han, do not agree!

He gained the physique of a super soldier at the start, with strength surpassing Malone, jumping ability higher than Carter, and speed comparable to Rose!

And... "talent" that surpasses Ibaka.

Nuclear weapons land in NBA!!

Taylor Swift: Yang Han is my source of inspiration. My inspiration will never go out when I’m with Yang Han!

Curry: The Warriors' death lineup is doomed to fail when they meet Yang Han.

James: You know, it's a tough decision...

(This book has no reading threshold, with 2 million words serialized and 10,000+ football articles subscribed, the quality of the characters is guaranteed!)

Sitting on the bench of Utrecht II, Tang Ye, knowing that he had no hope of playing, chose to play badly, but who knew that at this time, the old Deng reversal system suddenly came.

[This year is 2036. At the age of 37, you retired in disgrace in the China League One and became a football commentator, enjoying smearing stars. Watching the talented teenagers on TV showing themselves in the five major leagues, you suddenly felt a little regretful, feeling that time can't be repeated]

[You looked down at your body and felt a little regretful for not fully realizing your talent during your time as a player, so you made up your mind to retire and come back]

[Appeared in the warm-up match, reward:...]

What, 37 years old?

Nonsense, I'm only 16 this year!

Retire and come back?

Anyway, I've been on the bench for thousands of years, and suddenly playing can really be said to be a comeback, right?

[Middle-aged people are prone to bone problems when playing football, and you got a reward: bone density hyperplasia capsules! 】

【Middle-aged people’s reactions are not as fast as mine, you get a reward: the reaction speed of an 18-year-old! 】

The reaction speed of an 18-year-old?

No!

I only want the reaction speed of a 16-year-old!

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