This is the best of times! Japanese anime is filled with the restlessness of the era, devoid of any emotional resonance. There's no *Hikaru no Go*, no *Detective Conan*, no *One Piece*, no *Dragon Ball*, and certainly no *Naruto*. Those works that once swept the light novel world haven't appeared yet: no *Sword Art Online*, no *The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya* series, no *A Certain Magical Index*, and certainly no *Monogatari* series. Not to mention those visual novels that swept the ACG world—Key's four masterpieces, Feng's *Sky Trilogy*, Type-Moon's *Tsukihime* and *Fate*, *White Album*… Instead, there are other excellent works. Just as Yiqing was about to build a two-dimensional empire… Eek! Kirino Kousaka, Mashiro Shiina, Utaha Kasumigaoka, Umaru Doma, μ's… how did you all suddenly appear out of the two-dimensional world?! What! This world is the two-dimensional world?!

Rumor has it that every three years, seven girls at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School become witches. And without exception, they all vanish completely from the world on graduation day. No one remembers them, and no written record remains. Ichinose Shinichi has always scoffed at these unfounded school ghost stories, until—Eri, Yukinoshita, Kato Megumi, and other "wives" tearfully pleaded with him: "Please, please find a way to break the witch's curse!!" Incidentally, the ghost stories always mention that these witches are basically masters of juicing. Ichinose: Hmm, I bet their freshly squeezed fruit and vegetable juices would be delicious.

Blue Sky: @Flying Squirrel, did you read the red leather and yellow letter book I gave you? To build a harmonious and beautiful society. If you don’t restrain your men properly, I’ll really kick your ass.

Flying Squirrel: ∑(O_O;)

I’m (not) a Siscon: I just want Nunnally to live a normal and happy life, how can I be a siscon?

Ordinary Elementary School Student: @Walpurgisnacht? Where are you? I’ll help you.

Tokisaki Kurumi, Blank, Kira Yamato, Shana, Asuna, Yakumo Yukari, Nagato Yuki, Minato Namikaze, Rintaro Okabe… etc., the Dimensional Chat Room will lead everyone to the most perfect world line.