Bound to the Melon‑eating System, I'm Favored by All the Big Shots

[Quick‑transmigration + system + inner thoughts + silly fun + group affection]

Crossed into another world for twelve years, Ning Sansang—adopted by the master of Wanhua Valley—suddenly becomes bound to a newly‑minted “gossip‑eating system,” and discovers that the world she lives in is derived from a Mary Sue novel.

As someone who loves gossip, Ning Sansang agrees without hesitation, gleefully devouring all the drama. But the system is brand new and not yet fully functional, so everyone around her can hear their inner thoughts. Ning Sansang and the system have no idea—and happily munch on gossip.

“Love is a ray of light, so green it glows—big gullible second brother, you’ve been cast as a backup!”

“Minister Li of the Ministry of Shangshu likes to smell his concubine’s bound feet—every day after work he must go home to take off his shoes and sniff; without it he can’t eat.”

“The famed good man, Duke Chen, keeps a mistress; her children are older than his legitimate offspring.”

“Minister Wang of Rites has worn a green hat for over ten years without knowing it, treating his own daughter like grass and others’ daughters like treasures.”

“Prince Kang dislikes women, likes men, and flits among flower clusters just to hide it.”

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Ning Sansang revels in gossip in the capital, and gradually her social skills soar—people begin to surround her every day, and she inexplicably gains the emperor’s favor.