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Dumbledore quickly grabbed Orion who was about to cast a spell.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Alas~ It's not appropriate to do this in broad daylight. Fiendfyre is a powerful dark magic and can't be used carelessly!"

Orion nodded and said, "I understand, Principal. We can let him go if we carry some people on our backs, right?"

[Single Female Lead], [Le Ziwen]

A time traveler who was sent into another world by a dump truck, with an unreliable grocery store system.

While eating barbecue and humming a song in his small home in the valley, the old man with a crooked nose suddenly put a wizard hat on him and said that he wanted to start school early.

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The rating is low at the start, don't be scared away! I solemnly swear, this is a divine herb, not poison. Transmigrating to the HP world, Luke awakens the Magic Chef System, harvesting emotional points with delicious food to exchange for rewards.

As for learning magic at Hogwarts? Sorry, you can freely exchange for spell learning speed, potion-making skills, and alchemy experience. With a system, you can really do whatever you want.

Thus, the teachers and students of Hogwarts witnessed the terrifyingly strong yet seemingly unorthodox freshman Luke.

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Hawthorn Candy Balls have successfully garnered 1000 positive emotion points, easily earning you the Beginner Transformation talent!]

Minerva McGonagall: Didn't the principal say you weren't good at it? You learned it in the time it takes me to twist my hip?

[Congratulations, host! Your magically spicy hot pot has successfully garnered 10,000 positive emotion points, instantly transforming you into a fire god in half an hour!]

Dumbledore: To be able to perform such a move with just a slight glance at my notes... perhaps he's more suited to it than Harry...

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Lamb Skewers and Lamb Kidneys have successfully garnered 10,000 negative emotion points. You can claim the Dark Lord's Three-Piece Set without any side effects.]

Voldemort: You're just a little wizard from Badger Hill, why aren't you doing your job properly and learning dark magic? Don't I have any dignity?

...

When everyone's stomachs took the shape of Luke's, his magical talent and strength skyrocketed. A chef? Call him the God of Cookery!

The Death Eater was stunned: Oh my god! Run!

He is the real demon king!

Who has ever seen someone catch Avada Kedavra with a spatula?

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Travel through the world of Harry Potter and obtain the [Positive Energy Explosion Attribute System].

As long as you do positive things, the relevant people may drop attributes.

"I picked up 1000 Occlumency experience points, and my Occlumency skill level reached max. I got the achievement: Spell Mastery!"

"I picked up 500 points of Potions experience, and my Potions skill level was upgraded to level 5. I got the achievement: Potions Master!"

"I picked up 1000 points of physical experience, and my physical fitness increased to level 7. I got the achievement: Tear a dragon apart with my bare hands!"

...

Snape: "Are you an expert in potions? You should be the one to take the potions class from now on!"

Dumbledore: "You can master all spells at once, and you are so positive! You are the hope of the wizarding world!"

Voldemort: "We are all wizards. What do you mean by tearing the earth apart with your bare hands? Also, how come you are more proficient in dark magic than I am?"

Looking at the various black magic spells at the maximum level on his panel, Lynch was speechless.

Do positive things, why is the attribute explosion rate of black magic so high?

He looked at the admiring eyes of the people in the magic world:

"Although I'm very proficient in the dark arts, that doesn't prevent me from being the most positive wizard in the world. No one should object, right?"

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[Growth flow, Badger House, single female lead, Harry's class, original derivative plot]

"When others travel through time, they see the system and the old man in their minds, but why is it that when I see it, it's just ice cream?"

When wizards in "Harry Potter" cast magic, emotions are of paramount importance, and can even be said to be the foundation of magic.

So, what kind of journey will a pure soul with a spirit of sacrifice in another world embark on when paired with ice cream that symbolizes happiness and joy?

Where will the pure-blooded nobility go? Will tragedy repeat itself? Will our victory still be a "lose-lose" victory?

When "Harry Potter" truly becomes a grand world, then are the enemies and crises really only hidden within us?

Following the aroma of ice cream, we headed to Hogwarts in 1991 to find out

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First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

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