[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]
Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?
Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.
Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?
Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.
Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?
Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.
Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?
Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.
Teammate:! @#￥%...
A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.
His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...
In a private room of a restaurant.
A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.
Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.
Lady: Blind date?
Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”
Lady: What if I don’t accept?
Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!
Lady: Ha… OK.
Xiao Yu: What?
Lady: I said OK, I accept it.
Xiao Yu: …
A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!
Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?
Lady: Now I am.
Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)
Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.
Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…
"Football" + "Middle Road is Art" + "Creating Explosions" + "Explosive Skills"
Lin Chen, full of high spirits, arrived in the Premier League and entered Liverpool, which was in urgent need of revival.
The road to reconstruction is full of difficulties, but the young boy is not afraid at all.
Soon, Lin Chen became the most special one in the eyes of many legends.
Kanter: "71% of the world is water, and the rest is forest dust!"
Matthaus: "I have never seen such an all-round midfielder!"
Gerrard: "Lin Chen's long-range shot is art!"
Lampard: "All the midfield goal records I held were broken by Lin Chen. He is a real killer."
Maradona: "The style of play is gorgeous, Lin's dribbling is more threatening than mine!"
Yaya Toure: "When it comes to the strongest B2B midfielder, it has to be Lin Chen!"
That year, Lin Chen, like a newborn calf who is not afraid of a tiger, joined Liverpool and dominated the game, bringing Liverpool back to its peak glory.
At the beginning, you will have a heavy artillery all-around midfielder who will grow and gain skills such as Gerrard Heavy Artillery, Kaka the Wind Chaser, Maradona Dribbling, and Pele's Extraordinary Creation...
Jin can play as an attacking kaleidoscope!
You can retreat and play the defensive octopus!
Whenever fans see Lin Chen running like a mad dog on the field, attacking and defending, they will sigh:
Whoever gets Lin Chen gets the world!
Song He, who had crossed over into the Cultivation World, awoke to a Spirit Plant Entry Panel, which allowed him to change or add enhancement entries for Spirit Plants.
【Good Birth, Good Choice】—The seeds born from this Spirit Plant have a chance to possess higher-level entries.
【More Children More Happiness】—This Spirit Plant will produce over a hundred times more seeds.
【Growth Acceleration】—Consume Spirit Stones to achieve limitless growth speed for the Spirit Plant!
【Symbiosis】—You can fuse with a Spirit Plant, gaining its power!
With the help of various entries, he created lotuses that could bear elixirs, a plant treasure integrated into the Dantian like an immortal tree, rampart-like cities of Lumen Flowers, and endless fields of rice...
Countless cultivators coveted them, all hoping to obtain his unique Spirit Plants!
…
Farming + Entry system.
Zhao Ce traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became a notorious poor scholar.
He also found that he borrowed money to marry a wife, but squandered all the money.
In the end, he bought a poor little cripple to make up for the loss.
This little cripple had heterochromia and was treated as a monster.
Zhao Ce: What kind of suffering is this?
The beginning of the collapse of the world?
However, when he looked at the little cripple again, he was thin and small
Two eggs in one nest, I am the reincarnation of a loser, and my sister is the reincarnation of an empress.
The empress started with the blood of a divine beast and worked hard to cultivate just to return to the peak and take revenge.
My sister is a divine beast, a blue phoenix, and my parents are sixth-level demon kings.
I am a low-level blue-feathered bird.
My parents are silent, my sister is silent, and I am sleepy.
The empress's sister worked hard to cultivate and finally achieved success.
However, just when she thought she was the strongest genius in the world, she discovered that her brother, who had been eating and waiting to die, had become the strongest supreme...
It was not until this time that she realized that the lazy bird was the most invincible!
Brolin, the nine emperor of the Black Dragon Mountain Empire, accidentally obtained the system of the realm of the world, and began the legendary journey of the battles!
In the Naruto world, with his star power, he overwhelmed the shadow-level powerhouses, grabbing reincarnation, and becoming a ten-tailed person!
Fighting the mainland, he led a large group of lords, surrounded the ancient eight clan, and confronted the peak Dou Sheng!
Covering the sky, he broke into the restricted area, seized the emperor’s scriptures and immortal medicine, and called the Lord of the human universe to fight supreme, and the sky was falling apart!
In the eternal life world, he crosses all realms, and fights against the Supreme King of Stone with the attitude of eternal true God!
Immortal continent, he jewels Jiuyang, looks down on immortal ancient, strong sky!
The perfect world, he runs across the sea, suppresses the heavens, and the Zhunxian Emperor must retreat!
Thinking of the eternal world, he ascended to the realm of Supreme Hunyuan, the fifth step of the war, Bai Xiaochun!
Heaven and earth, this is an epic of the black dragon!
[No system, no heroine, no harem, never young, not a saintly story, old ancestor style, cruel and dark. ]
[The early plot focuses on the protagonist, while the middle and late plot focuses on the group + the protagonist. ]
Reincarnate into the world of immortal cultivation, and use the vision of the family ancestor to show a real immortal cultivation world full of intrigue and crisis at every step!
From training younger generations to developing family businesses and the struggle between various forces...just look at Lin Xiye leading the entire family, step by step towards prosperity!
ps: The author will try to depict a vivid, realistic and cruel world of cultivation that is as vivid as possible.
ps: The author will try to integrate various elements of cultivating immortals, such as 'family assets', 'marriage of power', 'cultivation of spiritual beasts', 'alchemy and refining', 'trade and planting', etc.
My name is Yakushi Yu and I have traveled to the world of Naruto
There is no blood line limit and no protagonist’s halo, what can I do, I am also desperate!
I didn’t expect to accidentally awaken the demon inside
Not only has the ability of thread fruit been obtained, but the created puppet also has the ability of devil fruit
Okay, things are starting to get interesting
In the infinitely chaotic dimensional battlefield;
Uchiha Madara looked at him with disdain, Susanoo opened, "Do you want to dance too?"
Ryomen Sukuna put his hands in his pockets, "You are the challenger."
Aizome Sosuke had a hairspray hand, "From now on, I will stand in the sky!"
Bald Saitama touched his head, not understanding what these people were doing;
Black Saber, who had lost his ahoge, waved the curry stick frantically;
In the chaos, a strong energy burst out from Bai Cangshu's body, his eyelids drooped, and he smiled
"Sorry everyone, it seems... I am the monster"
[Anime infinite flow + invincible flow + data flow] (mainly anime copies, mixed with film and television and novels)