The System is Getting Weirder and Weirder. What Does It Have to Do with Me, the Pastor?

[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...