After waking up, Sancho was bound by a fast-travel system that claimed to come from the highest plane.

How does it feel to be hit in the face by a quick-travel system as soon as you open your eyes?

Sancho: Thank you for the invitation. I just woke up in bed. It's quite sudden. I don't care whether this is science or metaphysics. I'm just curious. Is it possible to have a system without going through the three major steps of sudden death, rebirth, and time travel?

Sancho's life-long dream is to find a job with two weekends off, five insurances and one housing fund, more money and less work, close to home, and then work until he dies.

However, things did not go as planned. When he woke up, he did not die suddenly, was not reborn, and did not travel through time. Instead, he was bound by a quick-travel system.

Sancho: Who can withstand this? I can’t figure it out. I can’t figure it out.

(The main character is quick wear, the auxiliary is hand-in, Schrödinger’s male protagonist.)

"This is the tenth day of my time travel, and the world is becoming more and more abnormal..."

"I'm not infected, but I don't know why, I always do things I don't know..."

"I found out that I was wrong, I never traveled through time!"

"I don't know since when, the eyes of people around me are full of deep fear..."

"I seem to understand something..."

"It turns out that I was directing and acting in everything!"

Once in time, Xi Yu became Xi Zhicai's younger brother. He followed his brother to defect to Cao Cao, but he had extraordinary martial arts since he was a child. However, he did not like to fight and kill, and only wanted to be a quiet and beautiful man, so he became the A civilian official, he became an inconspicuous member of Cao Cao's army.

Battle of Puyang.

"Lord! This guy Lu Bu is hard to match. We can't beat him!"

Cao Cao: "Hurry...go to the military camp to ask for a military advisor!!"

Battle of Guandu.

"Lord! Yuan Jun, Yan Liangwen, is so ugly! What should we do?"

Cao Cao: "Go and ask the military advisor! Let the military advisor kill Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou!"

The two armies fought, and the formation was invincible.

Xiyu took off his shirt.

Cao Cao: "Fight!! The military advisor is warming up!!"

Xi Yu: "Stop calling me! I'm really not a strong general!!"

"May I ask if a master-level player with mediocre talent like me still has a chance to continue playing professionally?"

In the league, Jiang Zhun, who had just been traded from WE to EDG, had almost full BUFF but could only sit at the water cooler, couldn't help but ask such a question in the counter bar.

"EDG, can't the three heroes of the Great Tree, Twisted Dryad, and Maokai start?"

"Master? I suggest you retire where you are and go to the factory to make screws!"

"How dare you say you can play professionally if you are not the king of both servers? You are the one who failed to catch up with Goldfinger, the protagonist of the brother's novel, at the beginning."

Looking at a bunch of sarcastic replies, Jiang Zhun was disheartened and ready to leave EDG with his bucket.

"Let's start with the most basic last-hitting practice. If you can stably hit the top lane without missing a beat, never get knocked out, and always come first in team fight support, then starting the lineup will definitely not be a problem..."

Under the post is the comfort given by a strange player.

However, when Jiang Zhun followed the advice and tried to change, he really transformed step by step.

…

Many years later, looking at the MVP trophies one after another instead of flower pots in his honor cabinet, Jiang Zhun was very glad that he listened to the advice of his Tieba brother.

What should I do if my cooking skills are wrong?

Others have good reviews, but I am forced to give negative and negative reviews.

"Believe it or not, I can't live without cooking dark food."

………

"The Spirit of the Shokugeki" and "Zhonghua Ichiban" are currently unfolding.

[Dragon and Tiger Celestial Master + Demons and Monsters + Invincible + Cool Articles]

At Blue Star, in addition to his leisurely college life, Ye Qingxuan would also go to Longhu Mountain to work part-time as a Celestial Master from time to time.

On this day, he was attending class as usual, when suddenly a large group of heavily armed policemen rushed into the classroom.

"Ye Qingxuan, right? The situation is urgent, please come with us!"

In the police station, the SWAT captain spread the information in his hand on the table with a solemn face:

Why do you always go to Longhu Mountain when you have nothing to do? "

Ye Qingxuan replied calmly: "Part-time job."

“My classmates all work part-time at convenience stores, so why do you go to Longhu Mountain part-time?”

“I don’t get paid to be a Taoist priest at the foot of the mountain.”

The SWAT captain's head was buzzing: "Then why does the contemporary Celestial Master have the same name as you?"

“Master insists on teaching me, so I have no choice but to accept...”

"Three days ago, there were thunders and storms on Longhu Mountain. Was it your fault?!"

"Well, the monsters under the mountain are making strange moves, so I'll take action to deter them."

Ye Qingxuan answered honestly, but found that everyone in the room was silent.

The leader of the National Security Council took a deep breath after being confused: "Heavenly Master, dare I ask how to kill the demon?!"

…

It is said that before the contemporary Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain came down from the mountain, all ghosts were free.

After the contemporary Heavenly Master comes down from the mountain——

“Liu Captain, what are you talking nonsense to this monster? Pindao has already blown away her ancestral graves.”

“If the benefactor cannot understand Dao Zang’s words, I know a little about thunder!”

『Fuso female ghost! Put your hair up!』

Seeing this situation, the entire network was shocked:

“Taoist Priest, you still say you are not an immortal!”

Countries: "How can we fight this? The Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain are comparable to humanoid nuclear weapons!"

Dear comrades, masters, priests, masters, fairies, demons, and leaders, welcome to my world and enjoy the supreme pleasure and supreme enjoyment brought by traveling through various worlds (funny laugh).

Thousands of worlds, countless Ganges sands, different spaces and times intertwined, evolving countless worlds.

Avoid death and prolong life, pray for life and lock souls, only my true self, only one.

A strange spell, the present Zuo Yin Yang died, and the other world's Zuo Yin Yang was reborn.

This is an alternative world of cultivation, which is desirable and extremely cruel.

If you want to be free and unrestrained, you can only rely on this flesh and blood.

ps: no system, slow to warm up

“He” was originally a weak and pitiful “sissy”. Once reborn, he became an ancient martial arts genius with both medicine and poison. The national male god.

Don’t touch anyone who belongs to her, and she will hold what is not her, and she will never be merciless when she abuses scum and face.

He is a business genius who covers the sky with one hand in Huaguo. He has a dark belly and is decisive in killing. He is the only one who turns into a loyal dog in front of her.

She kills, he sets fire. She poisoned, he silenced.

One day, the pampered and lawless Lu Xingchen said in disgust, “Brother, they all say you are my dog.”

Add some flow, horizontally push flow, ruthless flow, upgrade flow, refreshing literary flow, Confucianism and Taoism flow, Wenzhao Gong flow, and decisive killing flow.

Having said so much, let me introduce myself first. The person standing in front of you now is...

Unparalleled ruthless man, endless killing god, crazy man-slaughterer, weird butcher, demon-killer in the borderlands, demon-suppressing envoy of Great Xia, scavenger in forbidden areas, buryer of immortals, collector of corpses of gods, the only immortal great god of war, the best in Confucianism and Taoism A powerful saint, the supreme being respected by all races, the great master of reincarnation in the heavens...

What?

There are too many names to remember?

Um……

Well, my name is Ji Chen, whose courtesy name is Beigui, and I come from the earth.

I was eighteen years old at that time. I was alone and had a knife. I slashed at random from Penglai East Road to Nantianmen West without batting an eye.

Looking back, the world is behind me and the heavens are under my feet.

At the meeting of all races, Ji Chen looked down at all the races in the world and said with emotion: "There is no peaceful time, all because of you old cousins."