This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!

The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!

[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]

The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!

Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!

Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?

Sounds invincible?

—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:

I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!

Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!

I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!

Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"

Teammates went from despair to numbness:

"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"

Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!

While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";

While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.

"—Smash! Look! Run!"

When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...

Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:

"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"

Without innovation, there is death! The same applies to the world of anime and manga! At this time of decay in the world of anime and manga, a savior has emerged! Writing classic manga with a pen, creating legendary light novels by hand… Sitting atop the clouds, overlooking the world. "I hereby declare: I will usher in a new era! And it will be the best era for you all!" QQ Group: 572475746

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you magical girls use your verbal skills first before switching to your light cannons?!" "Reasoning? You're not worthy to hear it." "Then...aren't you curious why I did this?!" "You can tell me slowly when you get to the King of Hell; I'm just responsible for getting you there." "Why don't you try to influence me? I know information about Momiji; if you ask patiently, perhaps I'll..." Seeing the magical girl put down her magic sword, the calamity beast, newly arrived, finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Uh, what does 'three fingers' mean? Can you explain it in three sentences?" "No, it means I'll finish you off in three seconds." — In the fifteenth year of the New Calendar, the calamity beast, which should have been wiped out, reappeared. To cope with the new crisis, Cangdu established a new department, the Disaster Logistics Bureau. Meanwhile, in another corner of the city, Liang Luo, a recent college graduate, because...

My name is Xiangzi, the Xiangzi who pulls a rickshaw.

...

The Great Shun Dynasty collapsed, and the whole country rejoiced. Inside the city, all was peaceful; outside the city, refugees swarmed like ants.

A half-moon hangs eternally in the sky, and countless steam-powered airships drift by.

On the ground, ancient families, spanning thousands of years, coldly watched as warlords fought to the death over those colorful ores.

At this moment, Xiangzi, who was supposed to be executed, suddenly woke up after his death and even had a panel that could awaken a profession.

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the profession of coachman.]

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the Martial Arts profession]

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the cultivator profession]

......

At first, I was a third-class rickshaw puller, and they called me Xiangzi.

Later, everyone in Beijing had to call me "Master Xiang".

[Fictional empire + war of a hundred races + superpowers + battles in various small worlds + hunter group + slow burn in the beginning + ensemble piece + some exciting moments and some angst.]

God gave life to all things and created the world.

As He was dying, humanity betrayed the god, taking with them greed and wisdom, and established an empire.

The successor, inheriting divine power, made a vow to destroy the world and established the Papacy.

From then on, the Empire and the Papacy were locked in a war that lasted for millennia.

The empire is like a train, with the royal family as the conductor, the four major financial groups controlling the direction, local conglomerates as passengers, and the citizens as fuel.

They hummed a song called "Eternal Empire," riding the tide of the times, their voices echoing day and night on the railway tracks called war.

Lin Jin, who transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovered something amiss with his dreams. In one dream, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Ran, but the next day, she lost her match due to a muscle strain. He dreamt that Eri Kisaki was investigating a case of female assault, and he offered to help, cooperating in reenacting the case, which gave Eri a breakthrough the next day. He dreamt that he trained with Sun Wukong, and the next day he had eight-pack abs. "It's a pity dreams are random, otherwise…" Lin Jin felt quite regretful. If he could, this thing would be far more useful than time stop.

Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."

Good news: reborn on an island nation, I have a slender, alluring childhood sweetheart. Bad news: this childhood sweetheart can infinitely split, possesses mind control, and has a fiery temper. Good news: a timid, tall, delicate, and endearing neighbor has moved in. Bad news: after her death, she will become a super-demon, the first to break the rule of hiding under the covers, possessing a variety of abilities, including but not limited to infinite clones, shapeshifting, time and space control, and the contagion of malevolent thoughts. The girl who hasn't become a demon yet: I just need a little space... really just a little, even if it's just to help behind Kasyapa-kun... The infinitely split childhood sweetheart: remembering the dream where the child emerged from the operating room, knife in hand, with a wicked smile, asking whether it was a doctor or a protector... This sleazy woman needs to stay, but I need some means of suppressing her...

[A nonsensical, nonsensical text + a "no money" style]

"I am a natural practitioner."

Are there any medications with fewer side effects?

"There's no other way, I'll have to get two injections! If there are any side effects, I won't get them anymore!"

"Two more injections today, the side effects shouldn't be cumulative since they target different areas."

"I feel like I've gotten used to the medication, so maybe I can try something with stronger side effects?"

"The drug concentration is not high enough."

"Wouldn't the effect be better if multiple drugs were combined?"

"What do you mean my head is pointy? Let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you..."

While it's possible to cultivate without using medicine, it's unlikely that one can cultivate without using medicine.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".