Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

Ten years of life and death are so vague, it is hard to forget even if I don’t think about it.

How many decades can a person have in his life?

Qin Lang has been practicing in the Immortal Locking Forbidden Land for ten years, but he is still an ordinary person.

The little yellow chicken he raised used its wings as swords, and the sword opened the gates of heaven: "If Heaven had not given birth to a little yellow chicken like me, I would have seen eternity as a long night!"

The fat and lazy orange cat transforms into the King of Thunder and Lightning: "Thunder is supreme among all the laws in the world, and I am the best in the way of thunder!"

The timid big yellow dog spit out cold white flames from his mouth: "If you want to bully the master, you have to get past me first! Woof!"

He was about to waste his life, but then an elder from the sect came to report: "The Immortal Locking Sect is in danger. Please respectfully ask Junior Master to come out of seclusion!"

Qin Lang was ordered to take charge of the Suoxian Gate as a junior master.

On this day, the Heavenly Dao that had not appeared in Qiankun Continent for ten thousand years bowed to him...

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.

The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...

There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.

In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

…

The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?

Zhou Qingqing traveled through time and space.

She turned into a flower that could absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.

Before she could be happy for long, three Taoists pressed down the clouds and said that they would split her into three and turn her into the treasure of enlightenment.

[Damn it, you don’t want a good innate treasure, but want to split it into three top-grade spiritual treasures. Are you stupid...]

Zhou Qingqing, who knew that the waters of the prehistoric world were deep and the way of heaven was irreversible, cursed in her heart, and then prepared to completely give up and die early and be reborn.

However, to her surprise, not only did she not die, but she was transplanted back to East Kunlun and was taken care of by the Three Pure Ones...

Traveling through the parallel world of Blue Star, my reputation as a top star has collapsed?

I awakened a system, and the system has a performance card prop, which can directly increase performance?

Fans:

"Haha, it's good that this dead scumbag has collapsed, this kind of person should be forgotten!"

"No, how come this dead scumbag's album has exceeded 9 million, are you sick, you still buy his albums after you stop being his fans?"

"No, the dead scumbag's online store is selling well? It's all fans buying? What kind of brainless fans, get out!"

"Ah, his box office has exceeded 5 billion again? People in the circle are saying that he has the most fans?"

"What about you said you would stop being his fans and black him for life? This is how you black him!??"

[Multiple female protagonists + shocking and passionate + "contrasting" fairies and goblins + funny and shocking "filial sons"]

After coming out of the mountain, there are endless fun moments and tricks.

A generation of arsonists, "Sea King" Luo Fanchen traveled through time, was "intercepted" back to the village by his witch wife at the beginning, awakened two mysterious martial spirits, encountered fairies and witches, and made many tricks...

In the extraordinary world, classes are solidified, the royal families control the strongest bloodlines, and the children of commoners are destined to be commoners!

The top powerful person judged Luo Fanchen as an ordinary countryman from the mountain village, and what he awakened was a useless martial soul that was of no use. But didn’t I awaken the two top legends in Chinese legends?

So what if you don't know the goods?

Luo Fanchen turned around and met the Pope.

The ultimate "scourge" walked out of the mountain village, changed his fate against all odds, his martial spirit evolved crazily, and his heaven-defying enlightenment shocked the world!!!

class?

In front of the wall, the empress is meant to be loved, and classes are destined to be broken!

One day, he suddenly realized,

turn out to be,

I am more than just a twin spirit...