I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.

Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.

They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.

They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.

They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."

I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.

Ten years of life and death are so vague, it is hard to forget even if I don’t think about it.

How many decades can a person have in his life?

Qin Lang has been practicing in the Immortal Locking Forbidden Land for ten years, but he is still an ordinary person.

The little yellow chicken he raised used its wings as swords, and the sword opened the gates of heaven: "If Heaven had not given birth to a little yellow chicken like me, I would have seen eternity as a long night!"

The fat and lazy orange cat transforms into the King of Thunder and Lightning: "Thunder is supreme among all the laws in the world, and I am the best in the way of thunder!"

The timid big yellow dog spit out cold white flames from his mouth: "If you want to bully the master, you have to get past me first! Woof!"

He was about to waste his life, but then an elder from the sect came to report: "The Immortal Locking Sect is in danger. Please respectfully ask Junior Master to come out of seclusion!"

Qin Lang was ordered to take charge of the Suoxian Gate as a junior master.

On this day, the Heavenly Dao that had not appeared in Qiankun Continent for ten thousand years bowed to him...

"I teach physics. I have never taught them magic. I have never slapped the evil god, kicked the devil, or knocked down the kingdom of God. All the rumors about me are slanders without any basis." said Ren Tesla. explain.

After he finished speaking, regardless of the shivering gods and demons all over the sky, his eldest disciple Tang Si said to all the Dharma brothers and sisters: "Master, his [low-key syndrome] has struck again. Remember, what Master says is from his mouth. Things that sound ridiculous are actually true."

All the junior brothers and sisters agreed and nodded in unison!

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

Follow Chen Ming as he accepts disciples, establishes a sect, and fights his way in a world that deems him as cannon fodder.

He goes against any common sense using his wits and novel know-how to finish missions and arm himself against his cruel fate.

[Lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. Chen Xun transmigrates to a vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakens an immortality system, and is even gifted an immortal spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone; I only want to see the world's splendor with my old ox. Inadvertently, he reveals three mountain-splitting axes at his waist; in another inadvertently, he reveals his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly puts on a bandit hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and my old ox are the most reasonable." The entire universe trembles; he's wearing...wearing it. A Qi Refining stage fireball spell suddenly...[Purple Spirit Snowstorm]

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

…

The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?

Chen Xuan crossed into a dragonfly in Mingshuize.

It takes a long time for the dragon to turn into a dragon. The heavenly disaster, the seal, and the dragonfly are dangerous step by step. There are monks in the world who covet it, and there is a heavenly way above the head.

Chen Xuan decided to get up first and develop steadily.

With the golden finger [Dragon Breath Tona], you can spit out [Spiritual Machine] from time to time. [Spiritual Machine] can light up the spirit monster and help the spirit monster practice.

Chen Xuan gradually cultivated his own army of aquatics, a loyal and brave catfish general, a wise old turtle prime minister, and a beaver craftsman who is good at building...

Plant spiritual plants, raise fish herds, and build wonders at the bottom of the water.

Organize the disciples of the demon clan to practice and travel.

On the land, believers were collected and fame spread was spread. People built ancestral halls and incense for him.

......

Wait until Chen Xuan...