[Lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. Chen Xun transmigrates to a vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakens an immortality system, and is even gifted an immortal spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone; I only want to see the world's splendor with my old ox. Inadvertently, he reveals three mountain-splitting axes at his waist; in another inadvertently, he reveals his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly puts on a bandit hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and my old ox are the most reasonable." The entire universe trembles; he's wearing...wearing it. A Qi Refining stage fireball spell suddenly...[Purple Spirit Snowstorm]

[Fanfiction of the original Mortal novel] Xiao Li journeys through the mortal world of immortal cultivation, drawn into the turbulent world of immortal cultivation, driven by his own aspirations to ascend to immortality. He acquires a companion spirit beast, contracts a spirit beast, becomes its master, and shares its gifts. His gift of clairvoyance reveals treasures everywhere, granting Xiao Li access to countless coveted treasures and elixirs. A dragon's body, a self-healing form, a body of wind and thunder, a true spirit... a myriad of gifts and magical powers aid Xiao Li in his quest for immortality. All the spirit beasts in the world are his to control, and ancient demons and mighty monsters can be slain with a single blow. With countless gifts and talents, Xiao Li breaks through the barriers of heaven and earth and ascends to enlightenment.

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

Reborn in the primordial world, he became Lu Pi, the immortal Pilu who was taken to the Western Sect. In this life, he glimpsed a corner of the heavenly secrets. The future Vairocana Buddha, seated on a lotus throne, was not him, but a Western Sect disciple who had possessed his body! Lu Pi knew that to change his fate, only prudence was the key! Therefore, he proceeded cautiously, seeking advantage and avoiding harm. Relying on his knowledge of the primordial world's affairs, he cultivated steadily. He set up grand formations, gathered immortal herbs, refined supreme treasures, planted spiritual roots, accumulated merit... Lu Pi was cautious throughout his life, never standing out. Even as the Wu and Yao races plunged the primordial world into perpetual turmoil, even as the Chan and Jie sects fought so fiercely that the heavens and earth trembled, Lu Pi, possessing the richest cave in the primordial world, declared:

Starting with the Nine-Headed Lion, he begins his journey to enlightenment from the Great Calamity of Ferocious Beasts! Zhao Yuansheng transmigrates to the primordial world, becoming the future mount of the Great Sage of Suffering—the Nine-Headed Lion. But he is unwilling to be merely a mount, much less a background character in Journey to the West! Bearing the Chaos Pearl and the Great Dao of Time and Space, each of his nine heads inherits a different law, with Time and Space as the supreme principle and all laws as the foundation. From the Great Calamity of Ferocious Beasts onward, he proceeds step by step, mastering the Great Dao of Time and Space, ruling over all races, and establishing an unparalleled divine court. When the sages look down upon all living beings, he stands tall: "This primordial world should be ruled by me!"

Su Yu transmigrated and became a member of the prehistoric human race, during the time of the war between the witches and demons, when humans were struggling to survive in the cracks.

Become the tribal chief, gain access to the tribal system; the stronger the tribesmen, the stronger he becomes. He can acquire the abilities of others through contact and can also transfer those abilities to his tribesmen.

He then entered the chat group. Because he came from the Xuandu tribe, the group owner, "All-Knowing Zhao Daxian," mistook him for a senior disciple of the Human Sect and fawned over him, even persuading other members of the group to invest in him in advance.

Madara Uchiha gave you a pair of Rinnegan.

Hellfire sent you a tornado.

Years later, when humanity created the world, the old patriarch was dumbfounded. He had asked you to lead humanity to survival, but now everyone had created the world, attained enlightenment, and become saints.

Wang Qi, an ordinary man, finds himself in the cruel world of immortal cultivation. Despite lacking a family background or exceptional talent, he forges his own path through adversity with his unyielding will. He bravely explores mysterious ruins and delves into the secrets of immortal cultivation. Overcoming numerous obstacles and life-threatening situations, he constantly transforms himself, forging ahead on the path to immortality, determined to pursue his own path to immortality.

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

Han Ning awoke to find himself a palm-sized grass carp at the bottom of Misty Mountain Lake. Hungry water snakes and ferocious monsters roamed the area; the strong prey on the weak, and danger lurked everywhere. In this desperate situation, Han Ning unexpectedly activated the [Druid Panel]. Vines entwined, accelerating the growth of vegetation and healing wounds… his shapeshifting ability alone rivaled the Seventy-Two Transformations. He could transform into humans, plants, animals, and even inanimate objects. While cultivators on land fought tooth and nail for opportunities, he was already cultivating spiritual plants, constructing his own celestial realm, expanding his territory, and dominating the waters—taking his first step towards becoming a Waterborne Demon Saint.

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

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The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?