[Single female lead + try not to break up the original couple + immortality + make up for the regret of the Seventh Day of the Seventh Month and the Huai River]
"Although Huaizhu is a concubine, Ba Ye has no wife, sister-in-law..."
Wang Quanbadao's eyes were filled with sighs and sympathy for Dongfang Huaizhu.
"Hey bro, what are you doing?!"
Wang Quanba was dumbfounded; his own brother had turned against him and was trying to steal his man.
"Brother, I've been beating you since we were kids, and you doubt my confession to your girlfriend?!"
Wang Quanbadao gave a sad smile, drew his sword, and slit his own throat.
"Don't be like this, you domineering young master! We understand!"
The people at Wangquan Manor panicked and rushed forward to stop them.
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"I heard you confessed your feelings to your sister-in-law in front of your brother!?"
Tu Shan Rongrong looked at Wang Quan Badao with a smile, her squinty eyes opening at that moment.
Wang Quanbadao instantly felt a chill run straight to the top of his head, and cold sweat poured down his face.
"Slander, utter slander!"
Wang Quanba's eyes flashed.
If Tu Shan Rongrong keeps a record of him, does he even want to live?
With a gritted tooth, Wang Quanbadao drew his sword and slit his own throat.
"Rongbao, you don't believe me..."
Tu Shan Rongrong's expression changed instantly, filled with anxiety and worry.
"Don't be like this, domineering young master, I... believe you!"
...
"I've said it so many times, it wasn't me, it wasn't me, Dongfang Yuechu fell and hurt himself!"
"What does it matter to me if the Demon Alliance loses so many demons? I don't eat demons!"
"My surname is Wang Quan, the Wang Quan of 'Heaven and Earth Sword,' I use a sword!"
...
"Since you don't believe me, then there's nothing I can do!"
Wang Quanbadao drew his sword and slit his own throat, his eyes filled with sorrow, the injustice of being wronged.
"You domineering old man, please don't do this!"
Everyone's expression changed, and they quickly stepped forward to stop them.
[Magic clashes + Dihua + System + Thrilling read + Deception + Alternate universe + US + Control over everything]
Normal version: Li Hua transmigrates to Detroit, the United States of America, where "the prosperity of the United States is burning, but my homeland is burning." The original body was a low-level redneck and a victim of injustice. Fortunately, he has the Ultimate Deception System. He starts by pretending to be an American colonel and begins a North American comedy!
Advanced version: Standing before you now is: the fake colonel of the Federation, the savior of Maple Leaf Country, the governor chosen by God, the strict father of capitalists, the uncrowned president of the Federation, and the global underground emperor—Watson Lee.
"Who invented the capitalist? Just hit him and you'll get tons of gold coins!"
"I'm letting you make money, and you still want to spend it all yourself? You're just dreaming!"
"What Mayflower descendants? Skyhawk nobles? Sorry, I am... the father of the Federation! The new sun of the Federation!"
Reborn into the Great Wu Dynasty, Li Changsheng becomes a (fake) eunuch in the imperial harem. He aspires to be like Lao Ai, but instead becomes the strongest eunuch on Earth.
In terms of political achievements, he established schools, implemented reforms, rectified official corruption, swept across the land, and brought peace to the world for generations to come!
He fought against powerful ministers, but in the end, he inexplicably became the most powerful minister and the most treacherous traitor!
When it comes to economic development, he transformed the once precarious Dawu into a prosperous and powerful nation, even surpassing Tao Zhugong!
In terms of talent, if all the talent in the world were equal to one bushel, he alone possessed twelve bushels, and the rest of the world would owe him two bushels!
A man of many talents, he wielded power over the world when awake, and rested his head on the lap of beauties when drunk. Princesses, imperial concubines, noble ladies, and chivalrous women all loved and admired him.
...
The stunningly beautiful empress later looked back and thought: "You dog of a man, I asked you to manage the harem, how could you have dug it all up?"
[Online Game + Relaxing + Funny + Leveling Up] A game for everyone. Ye Qing starts with an exclusive buff and maxed-out luck, guaranteeing a 100% drop rate. While others get free gear, I get god-tier gear. While others get crushed by monsters, I crush them with critical hits and dodges. Complete hidden quests to your heart's content and collect hidden rewards until your hands are sore.
[Lighthearted + No female lead + Fun + Entertainment industry]
Jiang Zhe has acquired a fear value collection system.
But... he's a comedian!
Jiang Zhe: As a comedian, I should bring joy to the audience, not fear!
Unexpectedly, the leather suit rewarded by the system was automatically renewed, deducting 10,000 fear points every month.
When the fear value becomes negative, the character in the suit will appear in the dream.
After three nights of eerie heart-to-heart talks, Jiang Zhe finally understood.
Jiang Zhe: Joy promotes dopamine secretion, and so does fear, and it can even produce adrenaline! Doesn't that mean fear outweighs joy?!
From then on, the comedy world lost an insignificant actor, while the supernatural film genre gained a titan.
He could be a ghost who suddenly appears at your door and gently knocks, making everyone who hears the knocking startle.
It could also be a faceless ghost that appears in the mirror at dawn, making everyone afraid to look in the mirror.
He is a green-haired zombie, he is minced meat, he is... comedian Jiang Zhe.
......
As Jiang Zhe's portrayal of the eerie character resonated deeply with viewers, netizens were gradually overcome with apprehension.
"Have domestic supernatural films evolved to this level lately?"
"Damn it! This can't be acting, it's all real! Oh no, I'm already in my thirties, what am I going to do if I'm scared to be home alone?"
"What the hell? You're telling me this is something a human can act out?"
"Wait a minute? This guy was a comedian before he played ghosts?"
"Are you done playing or not? Can Jiang Zhe come back to comedy? Stop putting us timid moviegoers on the back of our sleeves!!!"
[Qin Dynasty + Tianxing + Qin's Time + Thrilling Novel + Female Lead+++] Bai Xiao transmigrates into the world of "Tianxing Jiuge" and becomes a fake eunuch in the Han King's palace. He awakens a fake eunuch system at the start, becoming stronger by helping others castrate themselves. From then on, the Eastern and Western Depots spread across the Seven Kingdoms. Bai Xiao is either helping others castrate themselves or on his way to castrate himself. "You castrate Bai Yifei and obtain the Nine Yin Manual." "You castrate Prince Dan of Yan and obtain the Nine Yang Manual." "You castrate Tian Guang and obtain the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic (Collector's Edition)." "You castrate Guiguzi and obtain the One Sword Opens the Heavenly Gate." "You castrate Donghuang Taiyi and obtain the Three Realms Teleportation Array." Yan Lingji: Want to become stronger? Come to the Eastern Depot! Chao Nu Yao: The Western Depot offers painless abortions, and the reward is a powerful pill. Tian Ze: I've been castrated, I've become stronger, I've successfully restored my kingdom! Bai Yifei: Cultivating evil arts for over ten years is not as direct as Bai Xiao's single strike. Wei Zhuang: Senior brother, your strength has increased dramatically recently. Did you go to the castration room? Han Fei: Brother Wei Zhuang, what were you doing in the castration room? Xuan Jian: The Ghost Valley Twin Swords have made rapid progress; they're truly young geniuses. Gui Gu Zi: What Ghost Valley Twin Swords? They've already joined the Western Depot with me. Dong Huang: What's a few men sacrificing for the collective ascension of the Yin Yang School? Six Kingdoms: White God, please don't come! Wherever you go, Ying Zheng's army will fight. Ying Zheng: We can lose the national war, but Bai Xiao must belong to Qin. Bai Xiao: A sword drawn without a woman in one's heart is divine; a woman in one's heart is entrusted to the Eastern Depot—that's true loyalty.
Ning Hongzhuo is a Stand user whose ability is to transform his surroundings into a fully realized anime world. For example, he can be crushed into a sheet of paper by a steamroller and immediately regenerate, create portals with simple drawings, or defy common laws of physics. Upon learning he had transmigrated, Ning Hongzhuo was surprised to find that this world actually suited him quite well. There were white-furred creatures that remained unharmed even after being run over by Honkai Beasts, a girl who claimed to have a dual personality and walked the streets wielding a scythe, not to mention the reclusive scientists who oscillated between strange creations and utter madness. Just as Ning Hongzhuo and the like-minded Herrscher of Knowledge, Zhan [New Nine], were...
Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.
While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!
While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!
While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"
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This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.
In his past life, Jon Snow was a docile, lazy bum, dreaming of a life of easy success. This life, he finally gets to win without lifting a finger, but is forcibly bound to the "Dog-like System." [The Intelligent Striving System is at your service, automatically loading plot points such as "Queen, you don't want this either."] Then, the transmigrator is put into one-click management, forced to watch helplessly as he walks towards Cersei… Jon: "Holy crap? Stop it! Stop it now!" In the end, even the White Walkers declare that this world needs a lewd king! This book is also known as: *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the System Pushes Him Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the Dog System Makes Him Strive Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon, My Narration Has Some Problems*, and *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Quietly Be a Life of Ease*.
As a perfectly healthy high school boy, Sakuta discovers he's been chosen by a puberty syndrome. His symptoms are rather unique; he can enter the light novels he's read and complete special tasks to earn rewards. Is this for real? He immediately reaches into the merit-based classroom. [Confessing to the villainous female supporting character Kikyo Kushida in front of the heroines Karuizawa Megumi and Ichinose will earn him the "Ashore Illustrator" skill.][Grabbing Shiina Hiyori's twin tails from the bushes will earn him the demon sword Murasame.][Taking revenge on Sakayanagi Arisu for stealing your dog, sharing her gaze while watching a pink app for 2 hours will earn you…] "Hey, Futaba, don't look at me like I'm dirty." "This is a mission, not my XP!"