"Sister, are you really willing to marry Chen Wen, that slick talker who is good-looking, tall, talented, intelligent, and has a good personality... but nothing else?" "I am willing to do that, too, hehe."
[Shuangjie, sweet pet, white and black, happy friends, 1v1]
The majestic master of Yunran, who is proficient in medicine, poison, and martial arts, lives happily like a fairy, but once he was struck by lightning, his soul turned into the bullied eldest lady of the Shangshu Mansion, and his life is not as good as a dog…
The step-sister regretted her marriage, and directly ordered someone to knock her unconscious and throw her on the sedan chair, and marry the man who was rumored to be suffering from eye and leg diseases.
*****
On the wedding night, Nangong Mo said to her:
“This king is blind and disabled and his life is not long. I don’t want to miss the beauty. You can reconcile and find another lover.”
Yunran replied affectionately: “People in the world often say that when you get married as a husband and wife, there is no doubt about your love. Now that you and I are married, we should never leave. I will accompany you to the last moment of my life.”
However, Nangong Mo heard her voice:
[Heli? Why do you want to reconcile? Living in your house, spending your money, and when you close your eyes and kick your legs, I will dig a hole and bury you, and then inherit your wealth, rich land and beautiful family, wouldn’t it be beautiful? 】
Nangong Mo gritted his teeth slowly: “Heh… very beautiful!”
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Reading Notes: (First-person perspective but some third-person perspective)
1. Original protagonist, invincible (male) and unbeatable female protagonist. (It's just that the protagonist is a bit lazy)
2. There are many Shura fields and many private facilities! ! OOC! ! I don't like turning left
3. For all-rounders (there are two male protagonists just because there are two original characters), just feel free to support the protagonist as a couple and don’t talk about anything else.
4. Updates may not be made regularly, please forgive me as a student!
5. Maybe a little brainless?
6. It is assumed that everyone falls in love with the protagonist at first sight, the emotional line will be very fast, and the protagonist will be slow to react. (But it will be seductive)
7. A heartthrob!! Just super charming!!
8. You can choose not to write about the content of the competition, although it will be written very perfunctorily.
9. The author knows how to use memes! ! ! !
(Number of chestnut heads replaced)
Brief introduction of the protagonist:
Chishimazu is in good spirits, a human being, and at least still alive. (I don't want to say more, just read it yourself.)
Male 1: I came here for you, Chishima.
Male 2: My selfishness is you.
Man 3: You will always be my enemy, don’t even think about abandoning me.
Man 4: I can understand your script, we are made for each other.
Male 5: Bro, they can do it, why can't I? (This is an original character)
A lot of people...
Chishimazu: I don’t understand why they don’t let me go. Maybe it’s because I’m too handsome.
"Master, Xingchenzi said that his master made a giant boat that can fly in the sky. He is the only one in the world who can do it. Is it true?"
"Really." Cao Zhen looked at the super large flying peak at his feet and nodded.
"Master, have you heard? The dragon on Qinglong Peak seems to have the possibility of turning into a golden dragon!"
"In our feng shui pool, fish out a green dragon and play with it. Don't disturb me while I'm cooking."
"Master, I heard..."
"No matter what you heard, go to my room and look for it...ah, wait a minute, let your senior sister come out first."
Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly
This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day
Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.
Motto: I can do whatever I want!
After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.
Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"
After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.
Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"
In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.
American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"
Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."
American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"
Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."
American Customs: “????”
Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"
Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."
American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"
Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."
The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.
Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"
The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"
Sun Buxiao was unfortunately defeated by millet porridge at a breakfast stall, and when he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the world of Battle Through the Heavens? While not entirely satisfied, at least he'd brought his porridge bowl, right? And since he was in this world, he had to find a way to bring some abstract shock to it, like—"Mr. Han Feng, did you really get noticed by the Medicine Venerable through...that?" In the Black Corner Region, an unknown big shot asked Han Feng. "Are you Hajime, the bassist in the Central Plains Girls Band?" Xiao Yan, meeting his father-in-law for the first time, asked a mind-blowing question. I am Sun Buxiao, everyone calls me the genius historian.
[Funny] + [War] + [Mecha Wars] + [Politics] + [Fantasy]
(This is a political, military, science fiction, satirical, and comedic novel, drawing inspiration from classic works such as "Yes, Minister," "Yes, Prime Minister," "The Good Soldier Schweik," and "Catch-22," as well as political satires and military jokes from around the world.)
In the year 1923 of the Universal Calendar, a war of unprecedented magnitude erupted on a world called Ada. Soldiers from various nations, maneuvering giant mobile armor, slaughtered each other, leaving corpses strewn across the land...
In this war-torn era, Lieutenant Euan Hurst, who traveled from another world, was forced to voluntarily enlist in the army under the order of the Queen of the Histania Empire.
Although he had already prepared himself for the idea that "the world is a giant makeshift organization," he still encountered many unexpectedly bizarre characters, such as a quartermaster who caused shortages in everything he managed, a medical officer who sold soldiers' amputated limbs as organic fertilizer, and even a commander who forced his soldiers to run a half marathon in the middle of winter...
In addition, his ridiculous military career was also filled with various bizarre incidents, such as using burnt bread crumbs instead of coffee powder, deliberately writing the deaths of other soldiers in battle reports to withhold resettlement fees, and executing prisoners of war with poisoned potatoes when he could not find bullets.
When the war ended, a reporter interviewed the now successful Youen. When asked how the war had changed him, he smiled and said:
"I think the biggest change the war has had on me is that it has transformed me from a young man with some mental problems into a young man with a mental illness."
[Rules of the Strange + No Female Lead + Live Stream] The bizarre has descended, and strange tales abound! Countless nations must send representatives to enter the game of Rules of the Strange to compete for victory. Lin Yuan, an unlucky soul who was chosen to enter the strange tale less than ten minutes after transmigrating, happens to encounter an S-rank strange tale instance! Just when all the people of China were disappointed and ready to wait for death— Inside the strange tale— Lin Yuan looked at the familiar Green Green Grassland, looked at the familiar Sheep Village, looked at the familiar... Lazy Sheep in the mirror?! Isn't this the plot of Happy Sheep and Big Big Wolf?! I'm indeed no good at dealing with the Rules of the Strange, but... playing Lazy Sheep is a piece of cake for me?! [Rule 1: Attend classes on time and study hard] [Rule 2: Absolutely obey all the village chief's demands!] While the chosen ones from other countries trembled with fear in the bizarre sheep village, struggling to survive within its twisted rules—Lin Yuan was lounging on the grass, sunbathing: "Class? No way, I'll just say I have a stomachache." Facing the village chief's impassioned speech, he mumbled, a blade of grass dangling from his mouth: "Absolute obedience? Let me wake up first." Seeing this— Countless chosen ones and spectators were dumbfounded! Wait, what gives him the right?! Why is it that we follow the rules and get killed by the bizarre creatures, while Lin Yuan has become brothers with them, turning this strange tale of rules into a resort?! To this, Lin Yuan sneered— "I, the mighty King of Laziness, what's wrong with being a little lazy? If I weren't lazy, would I still be the King of Laziness?!"
Summer was reborn, and he found that something seemed off about this world.
Luckily, I wasn't feeling well either! We're even now~
After two failed attempts to acquire the talent, you were able to solidify it.
A flash of inspiration: You always have moments of inspiration, like a divine revelation.
Breaking physiological limits: All aspects of physical fitness have surpassed those of ordinary humans.
A natural talent for art: Art? Isn't that just something you can do casually?
Exceptionally intelligent: As if someone's brain isn't working properly?!
Dominating the entire vocal range: Dolphin sounds, right? Have you ever heard whale sounds?
Yan Zhi You Li: Just this face alone is worth ten million, which is convincing.
Huigen: You know what I mean~
If you are destined to have many romantic entanglements, problems will eventually arise if you don't handle them properly!
"Little is not necessarily good": You're a genius, aren't you happy? You traded nine years of being a fool when you were a child for this.
The new book "Korean Jeongsik" has been published.
Korean Jeongsik: A Korean set meal. "Jingsik" is a full banquet. It's a royal court cuisine meant for the king.
Since it is eaten by the king, there must be a lot of vegetables.
How to choose your own 'dish'...
Please read "Korean Jeongsik"!!!